Pay me $200.00 and I'll spread any kind of shit on your face you want.
I'll save the $200 and just get wrinkled. I'm getting kindda used to the rugged look... 
Me too.
My dad's family was weird. None of them ever wrinkled or greyed. When my father died at 80, there wasn't a crease on his face. He had never lost a hair in his life, but the year before he died, when he got sick, his hair turned from dark blonde to a soft and beautiful blue-grey.
My dad's mother died in her 80's without a wrinkle or a grey hair on her head. His sister, my 92 year old aunt, looks like she's in her late 50's - early 60's. She's still as beautiful as ever.
My mother's side of the family - well, that's a different story. Guess which side I took after....?
