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Offline Linda

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An Effort To Promote Tolerance."
« on: May 01, 2017, 06:31:32 PM »
I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built.

I think it should be the goal of everyone living in a town to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.

Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."

"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."

"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called " Iraq of Ribs."

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods", and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”

We should schedule daily pig races to coincide with the call to prayer and offer free fertilizer for their gardens and such also.

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.

And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed!!
A liberal who is mugged by reality becomes conservative.

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Re: An Effort To Promote Tolerance."
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2017, 07:01:52 PM »
I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built.

I think it should be the goal of everyone living in a town to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.

Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."

"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."

"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called " Iraq of Ribs."

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods", and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”

We should schedule daily pig races to coincide with the call to prayer and offer free fertilizer for their gardens and such also.

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.

And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed!!

:hi5: Stealing and sharing this on Facebook.

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Re: An Effort To Promote Tolerance."
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2017, 08:12:35 AM »
I stole it from facebook, so it just seems right for it to go back to facebook.
A liberal who is mugged by reality becomes conservative.