Well, actually my schadenboner's schadenboner (I'll now be referring to this schadenboner as my "grandschadenboner") is my grandfather.
Now you may wonder how this happened. I'll tell you, my first scheadenboner, after becoming sentient, used my time machine designs I used to go back and have orgies with Misses Welsh, Eden, Montgomery, Fawcett, Maryanne, 99, Endora (YEAH.. Endora, she knew things) .... and used it to send my grandschadenboner back to conceive my father. Don't ask me about the math on this, just trust. The bottom line is that I am caught up in a schadenboner time loop (2009-2016 not included).
Imagine if you will caught in a wagon wheel of time with your schadenboners. What would you say to the schadenboner behind you, in front, are you a schadenboner but don't knower. Is your schadenboner a "shower" or a "grower"? it gets a little complicated after this but rest assured and bathe in the soft, sweet, goodness of knowing Hillary Clinton will never be president. Whether you shower, grower, or knower, that right there is a pretty good feeling.
* The term schadenboner was used at the same frequency of the terms I, me, or mine in the typical speech or long winded answer to a planted reporter in the WHPP by King Barak "Shit Midas" Obama.
Now that is some wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey-stuff.
