Man 'who had sex with park bench' cut free

[bijou]

Police and medical personnel were called to Lan Tian park in Hong Kong after the man, named as 41-year-old local Le Xing, got into difficulty after he put his penis through a hole in the bench and got stuck when he became aroused.

Mr Xing, described in reports as "lonely and disturbed", told police that he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench.

When officers and doctors arrived at the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood. But their efforts proved unsuccessful, forcing them to cut the bench from the ground and take it, with Xing attached, to a city hospital.

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Is that what they call a love seat?

[Wretched Excess]

is the park bench filing charges?

There have been several recent cases of people having sex with unusual objects. In May 2008, Edward Smith, claimed to be involved in an intimate relationship with a white Volkswagen Beetle.

Separately, Scot Robert Stewart was placed on the sex offenders register after being caught having trying to copulate with a bicycle.

 

[Miss Mia]

I wouldn't think sex would be enjoyable while knowing your penis could get splinters.  Ouch!

[LC EFA]

With a wood like that he clearly doesn't need viagra.