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Two office workers were suspended after they spent 20 minutes having sex at a partly-frosted window, unaware that a crowd had gathered to watch below.
 
The naked pair could not hear the cheering from the group of dozens of passing workers, taxi drivers, and at least two police community support officers, but continued undeterred.

The staff were from a company called Unity Partnership, which is contracted by Oldham Metropolitan Borough Council to improve public services.

Only when one of the PCSOs took the decision to alert the pair's managers did they stop.

The incident, which started at 10.30am on Friday, was not logged with police and it is thought the pair were given a verbal reprimand by the officer.

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Re: Naked workers suspended after crowd witnesses sex in office window
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2008, 01:28:56 PM »

they both obviously took their roles at unity partnership very seriously.

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Re: Naked workers suspended after crowd witnesses sex in office window
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 01:41:41 PM »
Another victory for the Forces of Oppression.  Sheesh.

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Re: Naked workers suspended after crowd witnesses sex in office window
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2008, 03:02:51 PM »

they both obviously took their roles at unity partnership very seriously.


Dedicated workers, I'd say.  They deserve a raise.   :evillaugh:
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Re: Naked workers suspended after crowd witnesses sex in office window
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2008, 03:11:20 PM »

they both obviously took their roles at unity partnership very seriously.


Dedicated workers, I'd say.  They deserve a raise.   :evillaugh:
I think a raise is what got them into trouble.  :-)



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Re: Naked workers suspended after crowd witnesses sex in office window
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2008, 04:06:56 PM »

they both obviously took their roles at unity partnership very seriously.


Dedicated workers, I'd say.  They deserve a raise.   :evillaugh:
I think a raise is what got them into trouble.  :-)

There's some stiff competition out there. Maybe he got the raise for a job well done?
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Re: Naked workers suspended after crowd witnesses sex in office window
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2008, 05:52:39 PM »
Those performance evaluations are really tough!!!
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Re: Naked workers suspended after crowd witnesses sex in office window
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2008, 10:26:26 PM »
Thread.

Worthless.

Pics.

You know the drill.