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DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« on: April 06, 2017, 09:46:25 PM »
just yesterday the Lefties were taunting Trump, "Syria used gas weapons, I thought you would do something about it."

Today, Trump bombs a military target thought to hold chemical weapons, and they freak out.

Here's a few threads:  (Laz goes all Drama queen/spams board with 5 posts in 20 minutes)
#1   https://www.discussionist.com/10151279199
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Oh, f*ck. Trump just launced over 50 Tomahawks on Syrian Gov't targets

Pray for us all.

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Not even 100 days into his term and he bombs another country in a massive f*cking way.
Written in another thread shortly before the bombing.

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1. This is one of my big fears. The dipshit might start a war or two to drive attention away from what his other hand is doing and has done.

I hope to **** I'm wrong.



Hey, the guy can't even sell booze without failing (Trump Vodka) so I worry about his presidency while much the less his commanding an arsenal that includes Nukes.

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To those of you who never held your buddy as his life slowly leaked from where his arm used to be:
Do not cheer on a war that might be avoided.

Do not try to make cute comments. There is nothing cute about the families gassed or the people dying tonight,

This is serious shit. You dishonor our soldiers and the living in general when you try and make light of wartime actions.

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If someone fired 50-60 missiles at the United States would you call it an act of war or a miltary
action?


Just asking. Especially those who are minimizing what just happened.

Geeze, Laz wear a pink p*ssy hat and start your own code pink chapter

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How you like trump's quote now "Killers, we got a lot of killers, you think our country's innocent?"

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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2017, 10:05:08 PM »
Unlike the simpleton DUmmys, I think this has more to do with the Chinese bigwig coming to the WH in Florida and NK.

Discuss among yourselves.
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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2017, 10:36:44 PM »
Unlike the simpleton DUmmys, I think this has more to do with the Chinese bigwig coming to the WH in Florida and NK.

Discuss among yourselves.

It's gotta be a factor.
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2017, 10:37:56 PM »
Did anyone notice that today--this very day--Messalina Agrippina suggested Syria should be bombed out of existence because of the biological weapons?

The primitives got no cover; even their idols apparently endorse it.
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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2017, 10:47:50 PM »
Did anyone notice that today--this very day--Messalina Agrippina suggested Syria should be bombed out of existence because of the biological weapons?

The primitives got no cover; even their idols apparently endorse it.

I missed that bit of wisdom from the losing candidate.  Bless the DUmmies' hearts.  Nothing is working out for the democrats this week.  Tomorrow will be another bad day.  They may never get back to the Trump-Russia Conspiracy again.

(I heard two separate times today on TV, wondering why no one is looking in to the Clinton-Russian $$$ connections.  It's about time.)

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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2017, 12:01:51 AM »
Did anyone notice that today--this very day--Messalina Agrippina suggested Syria should be bombed out of existence because of the biological weapons?

The primitives got no cover; even their idols apparently endorse it.

All the Dems were in agreement that Iraq had a significant biological and chemical weapon stockpile.  Billy Boy launched numerous attacks against sites that supposedly were producing CB-weapons.  Once Bush came along they all disavowed their previous statements about Iraq's capabilities and changed their positions to declare that Iraq was fully disarmed.  The DUmmies changed their opinions on Iraq just as quick as the Dems could put out revised statements.  Tomorrow, Hillary will claim that she didn't really mean that military action was on the table and all the DUmmies will be talking about how Trump is wantonly killing brown people for oil.  They are nothing if not predictable.

P.S. Hey DUmmies, remember the reports about Iraq not destroying their chemical and biological weapons but actually hiding them in Syria?  Any of this seem relevent to recent events?

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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2017, 04:59:41 AM »
It's gotta be a factor.

This was also a message to the Iranians.  They might be thinking, We might be next!
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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2017, 06:25:39 AM »
This was also a message to the Iranians.  They might be thinking, We might be next!

I wouldn't count on them taking it that way.  They are likely to view it more as an invitation to become more deeply involved, and Assad is likely to be driven into greater dependence on them.  Iran has a whole lot more capable ADA arm, and cruise missiles are really a whole lot like quieter low-flying V1s with GPS and a smaller radar signature, am alerted Shilka crew defending a target would haves a pretty good chance of taking one down.

Unlike a Western nation or even a stable autocracy, the Syrian military is more like a collection of warlords who support Assad over any alternatives, rather than a bunch of loyal minions loyally striving to implement the precise wishes of the Leader through a devoted and compliant high command, so targeting the airfield that launched the strike was about the best possible choice. 
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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2017, 06:58:34 AM »
STOOOOOOOOOOOO-pid questions time:

* How many tens or hundreds of tons of bombs did Obama drop on God knows how many factions in Syria?

* How many of these "principled" DU-folk uttered a peep of protest over each such bombing, rocketing, or missile firing?

* How many of these "principled" DU-folk uttered a peep of protest over Obama declaring and enforcing no-fly zones over Syria?

* How many of these "principled" DU-folk uttered a peep of protest over Obama deploying US ground forces in Syria?

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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2017, 07:27:59 AM »
Did anyone notice that today--this very day--Messalina Agrippina suggested Syria should be bombed out of existence because of the biological weapons?

The primitives got no cover; even their idols apparently endorse it.

Yea, I saw it.

What I liked was some primitives posted the statement by billary saying the US should hit Syria's military bases, and the primitive comments were "Now there's a leader!", "Genius!", and "I wish she were our president!!" Then 2 hours later when Trump does exactly that, their whole tune changed 180 degrees to "Oh no, he's going to get us into a war!!", "Idiot #&%*@!!", and "He only did it because Putin told him where to strike and it was all clear!"

The primitives are full-bore  :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental: !!!!

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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2017, 07:57:42 AM »
It is amazing how many contradictory ideas can accepted by their minds at the same time.
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2017, 08:06:10 AM »
It is amazing how many contradictory ideas can accepted by their minds at the same time.

Lots of empty storage space up there. :rimshot:
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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2017, 09:12:21 AM »
Unlike the simpleton DUmmys, I think this has more to do with the Chinese bigwig coming to the WH in Florida and NK.

Discuss among yourselves.

That plus the Iranians.  Since Assad and Putin are big buddies maybe even a message to him.
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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2017, 09:20:03 AM »
Laz is one of the bigger idiots at DI, and that's saying a lot.
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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2017, 09:21:20 AM »
Of course DU-folk are POed! Trump hit chemical weapons Susan The Prevaricator Rice and John F'ing Kerry told us didn't exist!
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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2017, 11:47:35 AM »
Unlike the simpleton DUmmys, I think this has more to do with the Chinese bigwig coming to the WH in Florida and NK.

Discuss among yourselves.

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« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2017, 01:04:13 PM »
.....Mao Tse Tubbs.

Awesome.

I'm going to be sure that creative monicker gets spread around.
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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2017, 04:10:50 PM »
It's gotta be a factor.

It has a Michael Corleone feel to it.

Sitting across the dinner table from one rival watching as that rival learns you had another rival whacked.

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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2017, 05:17:22 PM »
Of course DU-folk are POed! Trump hit chemical weapons Susan The Prevaricator Rice and John F'ing Kerry told us didn't exist!

BTW, Part 1: The quickness of Trump's response strongly suggests that Obama's peeps knew they'd been played for fools back in 2014. They knew Assad still had chemical weapons and they knew where some were stored.

BTW, Part 2: Obama's peeps knew their great diplomatic coup - Assad surrendering his chemical weapons - was a sham. They just hoped Assad wouldn't use them until after enough time had passed so they could claim he acquired what he used during Trump's Administration.

BTW, Part 3: Buggee and DU's other Slavophobes are going to have to do some amusing verbal gymnastics and pretzellations to maintain their Trump-Russia conspiracy theory. Or will they just .......... Move On?
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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2017, 09:31:23 PM »
Anyone who thinks 'Regime change' is actually going to make Syria better is a complete crackhead, and I include the last three Secretaries of State and numerous senior Senators on both sides of the aisle, as well as most of Fox's line-up of national security talking heads in that.

It will have a salutary effect in showing a whole lot of world leaders, mainly outside that region, that we have a new sheriff and he isn't the complete vacillating dildo his predecessor was.

But anyone thinking we can 'Fix' Syria learned abso-frickin'-lutely NOTHING from the last 15 years of US relations with SW Asia.  And it's not just because of THAT place being such a shithole, it has to do with the way our OWN media and political mechanisms work with anything difficult and expensive that requires more than four to eight years to see to a final, permanent conclusion. 
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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2017, 06:18:21 PM »
UPDATE. Laz had been on a tear since Thursday's bombing. 


Laz just got his 5th hide.
5 hides in one weekend. he was really trying to flame out.
It's been a tough week for libs, The filibuster gone, Gorsuch confirmed, a successful military action and a good meeting with the chinese guy Xi.

all of that presidential activity and success must have been too much.

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Re: DI's Laz Freaks Out. Trump hits a military target. OMG!
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2017, 06:42:09 PM »
the last two Laz threads for 90 days
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Laz got Hide#5 in this thread, not sure what for. He was on a serious rag

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Why are R's challenged in spelling?

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« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2017, 08:15:53 PM »
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Why are R's challenged in spelling?

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« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2017, 08:34:13 AM »
I'm bumping for frank, found out who Laz was at the DUmp...he was one of frank's favorites...

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« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2017, 02:07:15 PM »
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Oh, f*ck. Trump just launced over 50 Tomahawks on Syrian Gov't targets
Pray for us all.


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