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Offline jtyangel

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A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/08/11/national/a142040D55.DTL

Ok, who was in Colorado recently?  :lmao:

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Re: I'm the pron inspector...you'll have to c*m with me (not in Florida)
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2008, 09:29:00 AM »
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A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/08/11/national/a142040D55.DTL

Ok, who was in Colorado recently?  :lmao:

Pittstain, maybe?  Fister?

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Re: I'm the pron inspector...you'll have to c*m with me (not in Florida)
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 09:34:15 AM »
The DNC?
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: I'm the pron inspector...you'll have to c*m with me (not in Florida)
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2008, 09:45:14 AM »
The DNC?

Maybe Edwards needed it for some creative campaign ideas?  :devious: :clueless:

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Man Says He's Porn Inspector, Demands Free Videos
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2008, 07:38:05 AM »
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Man Says He's Porn Inspector, Demands Free Videos

(AP) A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit

What's his CU name?

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If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.