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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2017, 09:04:02 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 26, 2017, 12:26:02 PM
My personal favorite is Ahab, followed by Mississippi Squirrel Revival.  I'm not a huge RS fan, but they are what they are, very tongue in cheek style of humor. 


I'll give you primitives a hint- lighten up.  The same reason you keep losing elections is the same reason you can't understand why most people don't give a damn that you think this song is "offensive".

He's got a bunch of humorous songs.  Gitarzan, Bridget the Midget, I Stopped Sitting Up With the Dead (When the Dead Started Sitting Up, Too!), It's Me Again, Margaret! 

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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2017, 09:36:38 PM »
I said many years ago I was stunned "In The Summertime" by Mungo Jerry is still allowed to be played on the radio.  It is extremely sexists and even encourages drunk driving.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2017, 10:38:03 PM »
Quote from: Undies on March 27, 2017, 09:36:38 PM
I said many years ago I was stunned "In The Summertime" by Mungo Jerry is still allowed to be played on the radio.  It is extremely sexists and even encourages drunk driving.  :cheersmate:
Margaritaville too? Escape (The Pina Colada Song)?  Such a wimpy culture.
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2017, 11:38:17 PM »
Classic lyrics. So politically incorrect it busts my gut!

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There he saw Fatima layin' on a zebra skin rug with...
"Rings on her fingers and
Bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho."
There she was, friends, lyin' there in all her radiant
Beauty, eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate,
Bowl of chittlin's, two bananas, three Hershey bars,
Sipping on a RC co-cola listenin' to her transistor,
Watchin' the Grand Ole Opry on the tube, readin' a Mad
Magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose
It's flavor?" Yeah, Ahab walked up to her and he say,
(imitate Arabic speech), which is Arabic for "Let's twist"
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2017, 08:03:41 AM »
This thread definitely needs this 60s classic:


[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOx0iGkHGow[/youtube]
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2017, 07:46:56 AM »
Look up lazy American dream for the country side of things

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