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Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« on: March 26, 2017, 12:16:20 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018935714

Since the Orange Cheeto is completely immune to their impotent rage, they turn their sights on something a little easier- a nearly sixty year old song by Ray Stevens:

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Heard "Ay-hab the Ay-rab" on the radio the other night


Granted, this was from 1962, before the US invented other cultures, but holy shit what an offensive piece of garbage.

Although I recognize that the esteemed Ray Stevens targets a demographic bracket to which I do not belong, it's amazing to me that anyone can find him (or could ever have found him) entertaining.

I listened to the whole thing only out of a sense of horror.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNigDOHz4j0[/youtube]

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3. I first heard of it a long time ago but hadn't heard it in many years

It's the tale of the titular Ahab and his trusty camel Clyde who undergo a series of adventures presented in the most culturally sensitive manner possible.

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4. Found a clip

On YouTube. Guy riding a muppet like camel. Strange.

Wrong one, nutbag.  Try searching again.

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5. Hard to believe, I know

Countrified shit like this helps reinforce the ugly "racist southerner" stereotype, which incidentally under-represents the equally ugly (and equally common) racist northerner.


And posts like this will ensure you couch fainters won't recover for many more years. 
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2017, 12:21:22 PM »
F teh primitive.

And his camel named Clyde.
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2017, 12:22:07 PM »
Would the DUmmies approve of "The Streak"?
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2017, 12:26:02 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 26, 2017, 12:22:07 PM
Would the DUmmies approve of "The Streak"?

My personal favorite is Ahab, followed by Mississippi Squirrel Revival.  I'm not a huge RS fan, but they are what they are, very tongue in cheek style of humor. 


I'll give you primitives a hint- lighten up.  The same reason you keep losing elections is the same reason you can't understand why most people don't give a damn that you think this song is "offensive". 
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2017, 12:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 26, 2017, 12:22:07 PM
Would the DUmmies approve of "The Streak"?

This one will make their heads explode.  On the one hand it can be construed as offensive against a minority group of people.  On the other that group is Jews so offense is not only OK, but encouraged:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxUo781x34s[/youtube]
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2017, 01:21:30 PM »
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2017, 01:25:39 PM »

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Granted, this was from 1962, before the US invented other cultures,


WTF,  kinda like how you Progs invent "other' genders?  :bird:
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2017, 02:20:28 PM »
I wonder how they react to Midnight at the Oasis

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2O4Y_sQ98[/youtube]
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2017, 02:24:50 PM »
Highly doubtful they would approve of this:

https://youtu.be/_61hzuGGJX0
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2017, 02:50:01 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on March 26, 2017, 02:20:28 PM
I wonder how they react to Midnight at the Oasis

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2O4Y_sQ98[/youtube]

Or 'Rock the Casbah.'
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2017, 04:29:04 PM »
I love Ray Stevens.
I have no idea why the DUmmies might not like him.

[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6TcpfBHlbs[/youtube]

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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2017, 05:45:30 PM »
God,they are stupid.
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2017, 06:49:42 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on March 26, 2017, 02:20:28 PM
I wonder how they react to Midnight at the Oasis

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2O4Y_sQ98[/youtube]

For my part :bolt: I don't want to know! :bolt:

Is being utterly humorless a requirement for DU-hood?! Or does DU just attract humorless people?

I can go there too! I want reparations for:

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And this does not make up for it:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh-J4GSPgAM[/youtube]
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2017, 06:53:25 PM »
A timeless "classic":


[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY_k3B1SJAU[/youtube]
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2017, 08:28:15 PM »
Someone on FB posted a video of Indian (from India) people trying out our strange American candy, such as pops rocks, Butterfinger, Twinkies.  They then reviewed them.  It was mildly funny.  Someone got their panties in a wad, saying this was SO DIVISIVE between Americans and Indians, and it was just outrageously outrageous.  I just replied to her "you're so humorless, what's wrong with you?"

DUmbasses, this kind of shit is why people hate you.  Ahab the Aayrab.  Big ****ing deal.  I used to call my Arabic first husband a camel jockey.  I have a white friend who calls her black husband "Tootsie Roll."  He calls her "Hostess Snowball" in return. 
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2017, 09:46:21 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 26, 2017, 02:24:50 PM
Highly doubtful they would approve of this:

https://youtu.be/_61hzuGGJX0

One of my favorites!

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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2017, 09:48:14 PM »
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I listened to the whole thing only out of a sense of horror.
A humorless liberal.  Everyone act surprised!


They're going to be really pissed off when they find out what movie won seven Oscars in 1963.
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2017, 10:30:38 PM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/embed/bJ9r8LMU9bQ[/youtube]
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2017, 11:19:21 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 26, 2017, 04:29:04 PM
I love Ray Stevens.
I have no idea why the DUmmies might not like him.

[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6TcpfBHlbs[/youtube]

[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUEqh07E4dY[/youtube]

 :thumbs:  I hadn't seen the top one.  Awesome.   :rotf: :rotf:

Quote from: Carl on March 26, 2017, 05:45:30 PM
God, they are stupid.

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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2017, 11:33:13 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on March 26, 2017, 02:20:28 PM
I wonder how they react to Midnight at the Oasis

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2O4Y_sQ98[/youtube]
Damn.

First, I couldn't think of the artist although I've heard the song a hundred times.

Secondly, never listened to the lyrics that closely.  Yeah, DUmmies would ban it.

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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2017, 06:20:54 AM »
Oh my.

Talk about looking at something with "a sense of horror;" or rather, incredulity at how ridiculous the primitive looks:

comment 3476:
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2017, 06:22:26 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 27, 2017, 06:20:54 AM
Oh my.

Talk about looking at something with "a sense of horror;" or rather, incredulity at how ridiculous the primitive looks:

comment 3476:
https://conservativecave.com/home/index.php?topic=81827.3475

I just noticed.

That is one Hell of an Enormity the primitive's with.

I didn't know they grew that big.
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2017, 06:45:01 AM »
I'd like to lock the primitive into a room and play some specific selections by David Allan Coe.

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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2017, 07:57:44 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 26, 2017, 10:30:38 PM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/embed/bJ9r8LMU9bQ[/youtube]

I remember seeing The Clash at school in 1983.  Loud, but a good show.  They played that song--they said that they "must rock the Casbah."  No piano, just guitars.
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Re: Primitive goes into convulsions after hearing a song on the radio
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2017, 09:00:47 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 26, 2017, 11:33:13 PM
Damn.

First, I couldn't think of the artist although I've heard the song a hundred times.

Secondly, never listened to the lyrics that closely.  Yeah, DUmmies would ban it.

Maria Muldaur.  Heard that song constantly as a teenager...
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