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The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« on: March 08, 2017, 03:44:51 PM »
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The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative



http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028766170

Lame.

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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2017, 03:51:18 PM »
Lame.

You ain't kiddin', brother!   Rates up there with this:

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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2017, 03:52:09 PM »
I have a job and I have insurance. They need to replace the snake with a generic EBT card and it might work for DUmmies.

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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2017, 03:55:57 PM »
We are the ones paying for our insurance. Paying a lot more, getting hit with huge deductibles, and getting poorer service. You mooks are the ones that are stealing our tax money, our insurance premium monies for freeeeeee health insurance. Arrogance, ignorance, or complete lack of self awareness, what is the greater in the leftist's personality?
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2017, 06:47:00 PM »
There is no creativity in DUmmieland anymore.  Truly disappointing.
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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2017, 10:06:27 PM »
There is no creativity in DUmmieland anymore.  Truly disappointing.

Yep.

The dregs of DU.
Deplorable since 2016

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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2017, 03:51:35 AM »
Yep.

The dregs of DU.

They are like little children that have screamed themselves to sleep.

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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2017, 06:09:48 AM »
Dear Proglodytes,

The perfect gift from you would be your obituary.
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2017, 07:03:21 AM »
Dear Proglodytes,

The perfect gift from you would be your obituary.

Amen brother, amen.
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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2017, 07:17:25 AM »
This DUmmie's tag line says it all.    :loser:
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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2017, 07:29:01 AM »
Dear Proglodytes,

The perfect gift from you would be your obituary.

Or, the urn of the primitive's ashes. :whistling:
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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2017, 04:56:07 PM »
I think you all know that I'm a giver. In that vein, I have thousands of 62 grain presents that i could graciously give to democrats. Delivered at 2200FPS.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2017, 05:26:05 PM »
The perfect gift for the dummies:





Or for some of the older dummies:

Living in the Dummies minds rent free since 2009!

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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2017, 08:41:56 PM »
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2017, 02:11:01 PM »
I do have to admit the DUmmie has the right idea, though in the wrong direction. If he were truly innovative, he would have commercialized his "gift."

Like this:

https://www.amazon.com/Reasons-Vote-Democrats-Comprehensive-Guide/dp/1543024971

Literally, a book with 266 blank pages. An Amazon best-seller!!
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Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Republican Friend/Relative
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2017, 01:50:39 PM »
Ahh yes the typical DUmmie meme. The other they like to use, when you tell them you are working and therefore paying for "others to get free care" is: "Well, when you retire you become a non producer too".

Ummm, DUmbass, I PAYED into the system to get that benefit when I retire, unlike you.  :bird:
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