What the Hell is this primitive talking about?
When it comes to fear and paranoia, nobody, but nobody's, topped the primitives.
If it moves, the primitives are scared of it. If it stands still, the primitives are scared of it. If it's hard, the primitives are scared of it. If it's soft, the primitives are scared of it. If it's light, the primitives are scared of it. If it's dark, the primitives are scared of it. If it's round, the primitives are scared of it. If it's square, the primitives are scared of it.
And so on and on and on.....and most of all, if it's new, the primitives are terrified shitless of it.