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Offline Chris_

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S&M
« on: August 10, 2008, 02:29:44 PM »
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The
conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
lives.

After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in
some S&M role playing. The following week they met up again to compare
notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the
end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather
coat.

When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so
aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and
there!'

The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When
my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black
mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on
that we not only screwed all night, he wants to move up our wedding
date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning.
I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a
long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a
tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch
stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?''
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Offline Zeus

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Re: S&M
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 03:19:51 PM »
That joke is so stolen  :cheersmate:
It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.

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Re: S&M
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 08:37:38 PM »
That joke is so stolen  :cheersmate:
Hey! You can't steal the joke I stole!
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Re: S&M
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2008, 02:10:02 PM »
LOL!

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