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I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« on: February 23, 2017, 08:36:08 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028694256

It's been a very long time since I've seen one of these threads outside the cellar, and it's an especially large thread too.

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Witches around the world are planning a mass casting of spells on Trump
All the instructions of how to cast your own spell is included in the link.

The ritual is to be done at the stroke of midnight on waning crescent moon ritual days, which are February 24th (midnight, Friday evening), March 26th, April 24th, May 23rd, June 21st (especially important as it is the summer solstice) etc. until Trump leaves office.

http://www.someecards.com/news/weird-news/witches-donald-trump-spell-curse-hex-ritual

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102. As long as they throw Pence into the brew.

Because frankly he's even worse - and vehemently hates anyone with an interest in the occult besides.

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HipChick (14,545 posts)
2. Actually, it's not a laughing matter...this was done in WWII

to turn back Hitler and the Nazi's..

...not waiting for the waning crescent moon,,,I'm doing this daily!!! from the comments..

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6. I just thought it was funny because everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is working to get rid of him

It was such an unusual headline to read.

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11. So did it work in WWII?

Was there any indication that the spells had any effect on Hitler? Honestly, I have never heard this but sounds interesting.

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106. First Dion Fortune book

I read was Moon Magic. I have all of her books --Sifting through one finds gems, but mixed in with a noxious racial separatism. She died of leukemia and said that she got the illness because she was weakened from fighting the Nazis on the astral plane. They were researching esoterica as well. Don't know why the mental floss article doesn't mention her. She was wayyyy more interesting than Aleister Crowley. Her books on the Kabbalah and psychic self defense are pretty darn good.

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3. How about some voodoo dolls? Hehe.

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107. "Do you ever get a series of sharp pains like someone has a voodoo doll of you..."

"...and they're viciously stabbing it? No? How about now?"

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59. I made a Romney pinata and bashed it on election night

I didn't do it for Trump.

If only I had made a Trump pinata. Heck, I could have bought a Trump pinata around here. Maybe I could have saved the country.

(My dad died on the 6th, so I didn't have the time and energy for the pinata thing)

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117. At stroke of Midnight EST on Friday 24th becoming Feb 25th - Mar a Lago/White House/Trump Tower zone

That is what it reads in the binding spell post and description...

So that means us on West Coast would do it at 9PM PST on Friday ...our brothers and sisters in UK at 5AM GMT and rest of Europe at 6AM Saturday Feb 25th...

This would result as a simultaneous intention and wave of witches working together in unison and sending it out with great strength

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122. Hopefully something very good will happen Saturday am

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49. I choose to believe in a universal power of magic.

I'm ready and willing to participate. I have a wand, and I'm not afraid to use it!

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79. It's learning to use the power of your Imagination. We use it powerfully when we are children

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And many of us have to re-learn how to use it as adults.

A lot of adults in the western world have extremely atrophied imaginations.

And for many, it's sown with fearful seeds at church.

I would go on and on and on regarding how important it is to use our imagination.

And also how powerful it is when many people come together to use their imaginations together.

Think of going to the theater. Putting on a play. Suspending your disbelief and letting the story unfold.

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57. Is there a GOFUNDME page...

...where I can contribute for supplies?

At this point, I'm willing to try anything!!

Voodoo anyone?

Although, eye of newt might be hard to find...

Oh please, do go on. We all know how your last gofundme campaign ended up.

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luvMIdog (59 posts)
62. sadly this info will only be used by them

to further support their bullshit notion that DT is doing 'God's' work and needs more support and prayers

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69. as a person of faith

I used to pray, many years ago, that God would "call home" a particular president, and I have had similar thoughts of prayers for this president. But my prayers echo the sentiment of the spell they are casting, that he does no harm.
So, I'll join on the 24th at midnight to add more strength and power to this effort. Why not?

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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2017, 08:59:36 AM »
I think that I can now point to an absolute example of batshit crazy....

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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2017, 09:53:07 AM »
I think that I can now point to an absolute example of batshit crazy....
I wouldn't be surprised if that's literally true.

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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2017, 09:54:32 AM »
Going to borrow this.  :lmao: :mental:

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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2017, 10:04:17 AM »
Had to . . .  :whistling: :bolt:

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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2017, 10:17:20 AM »
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62. sadly this info will only be used by them

to further support their bullshit notion that DT is doing 'God's' work and needs more support and prayers

'Ya think?

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69. as a person of faith

I used to pray, many years ago, that God would "call home" a particular president, and I have had similar thoughts of prayers for this president. But my prayers echo the sentiment of the spell they are casting, that he does no harm.
So, I'll join on the 24th at midnight to add more strength and power to this effort. Why not?

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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2017, 10:23:29 AM »
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2. Actually, it's not a laughing matter...this was done in WWII

to turn back Hitler and the Nazi's..

Hitler stopped in Europe by use of witchcraft....and about 20 million allied troops but mostly by 20 million allied troops.   :whatever:
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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2017, 10:35:03 AM »


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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2017, 10:41:37 AM »
As I said in a previous thread, the election of Trump has caused them to go off the deep end, and there's no lifeguard in sight.

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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2017, 10:44:08 AM »
Nice. I had no idea the Renaissance Festivals were starting this early.

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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2017, 10:54:52 AM »
Sooooo, how do we know that all the witches are liberals?

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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2017, 11:02:08 AM »
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69. as a person of faith

I used to pray, many years ago, that God would "call home" a particular president, and I have had similar thoughts of prayers for this president. But my prayers echo the sentiment of the spell they are casting, that he does no harm.
So, I'll join on the 24th at midnight to add more strength and power to this effort. Why not?

It seems possible that God had other plans for Ronald Reagan. Maybe there are better uses for your prayers than imprecations on politicians whose views differ from yours.
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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2017, 11:37:24 AM »
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106. First Dion Fortune book

I read was Moon Magic. I have all of her books --Sifting through one finds gems, but mixed in with a noxious racial separatism. She died of leukemia and said that she got the illness because she was weakened from fighting the Nazis on the astral plane. They were researching esoterica as well. Don't know why the mental floss article doesn't mention her. She was wayyyy more interesting than Aleister Crowley. Her books on the Kabbalah and psychic self defense are pretty darn good.
:lol: :mental:

Nazis on the astral plane ? trying to assassinate the president with voodoo ?

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117. At stroke of Midnight EST on Friday 24th becoming Feb 25th - Mar a Lago/White House/Trump Tower zone

That is what it reads in the binding spell post and description...

So that means us on West Coast would do it at 9PM PST on Friday ...our brothers and sisters in UK at 5AM GMT and rest of Europe at 6AM Saturday Feb 25th...

This would result as a simultaneous intention and wave of witches working together in unison and sending it out with great strength 


stuff like this why I hate democracy ,people this crazy and irresponsible should not be allowed to  vote
 

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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2017, 11:44:24 AM »
Next up smudging.  :whatever:
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2017, 11:51:00 AM »
I heard that wishing upon a star is an effective strategy for achieving your goals.
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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2017, 12:09:13 PM »
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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2017, 01:02:06 PM »
:lol: :mental:

Nazis on the astral plane ? trying to assassinate the president with voodoo ?

You have to wait until about a minute into this short clip for the money shot . . .

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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2017, 01:55:02 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2017, 02:10:37 PM »
As I said in a previous thread, the election of Trump has caused them to go off the deep end, and there's no lifeguard in sight.
Well, I'll be more than happy to throw them a life jacket anvil!
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2017, 02:16:41 PM »
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117. At stroke of Midnight EST on Friday 24th becoming Feb 25th - Mar a Lago/White House/Trump Tower zone

That is what it reads in the binding spell post and description...

So that means us on West Coast would do it at 9PM PST on Friday ...our brothers and sisters in UK at 5AM GMT and rest of Europe at 6AM Saturday Feb 25th...

This would result as a simultaneous intention and wave of witches working together in unison and sending it out with great strength
And just what  is the most likely result of this "wave of witches working together in unison and sending it out with great strength", might you ask?
My money is on the world's biggest SHART!!! :pokingpoop: :puke:

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Re: I know how we'll stop Trump -- MAAAAAAAGIC ooOooOoOOOooo
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2017, 04:22:20 PM »
Alright, a couple thoughts:
1) These same DUmmies regularly accuse Christians of being brainless, superstitious morons whose beliefs are bizarre and out of touch with reality. Pot, meet kettle.
2)President Trump is at least a professing Christian; He and his family will as such be spiritually protected from whatever demonic spirits those devil- worshippers send against them.
3) Kind of speaking of which, this isn't the first time in recent history that liberal nutcases have tried openly resorting to witchcraft/ the black arts to harm those they disagree with. You may remember some years ago, Code Pink (Or, as they are more fittingly known, "Code Stink") tried doing everything they could to get rid of a Marines recruiting station in Berkeley. At one point, they put out a call for a special protest involving having witches and occultists come and cast spells and curses against the recruiting station to destroy it. Counterprotestors included many Christians who said prayers of protection over the recruiting station. Unsurprisingly, the devil- worshippers' attempts failed, and some months later, Code Stink ended their protests against their recruiting station and that chapter of it disbanded due to lack of funding shortly afterwards (Perhaps the witches' curses came back on them?). Meanwhile, the Marines' recruiting station remains standing to this day.
4) The website detailing the supposed "Ritual" reads almost like a parody of witchcraft, with flat- out silly descriptions of what to say and what items to use (i.e. One item it says to use in the "Ritual" is either an orange candle or a carrot to represent President Trump), and many screenshot pictures of goofy fictitious/ cinematic witches such as Hermione Granger from the 'Harry Potter' series and the Sanderson sisters from 'Hocus Pocus.'
5) Speaking of the latter of those two fictitious portrayals, using a screenshot picture of three VILLAINOUS fictional witches who in their movie sought to massacre and drain the life out of all the children they could find in order to preserve their own youth in a web page about supposedly using witchcraft for "Good" seems to be sending kind of a mixed message. They might as well have used a picture of the cannibalistic witch from 'Hansel and Gretel.'
Hitler stopped in Europe by use of witchcraft....and about 20 million allied troops but mostly by 20 million allied troops.   :whatever:
Don't you see? This is perfect for the DUmmies and other leftists! They deeply hate the US military, regularly referring to our troops as "Mercenaries," "Baby- Killers," etc.. WWII is one of the hardest wars for them to use against the US military without looking even more like heartless vermin than usual, since nearly everyone not directly associated with an Axis nation agrees that it was a war that needed to be fought to prevent the Axis powers from overtaking the rest of the world. With this demented revision, they can have their cake and eat it, too! They can say, "Oh, WWII wasn't won by those evil, redneck, fascist, baby- killing US soldiers; It was won by us noble witches taking the fight to Hitler in the astral plane!" Never mind the fact that Hitler was known for being an occultist himself.
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« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2017, 04:29:56 PM »
Thanks for the clip, BSS!   :lmao:

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« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2017, 09:08:53 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2017, 06:25:24 AM »
There is a way to counter this:

Prayer for President Trump.

At the same time as the different covens are incanting their spells, God-fearing people in this country, and supporters of our president everywhere, need to lift up our President in prayer.  Being Catholic, my wife and I intend to say a Rosary together at midnight.  I ask the good and decent people of the Cave to do the same (in your own faith tradition) at midnight EST--lift up President Trump in prayer at that time.

Who is with me?  My wife and I are going to do this whether or not anyone else joins us, but it'd be nice to know that others on the board are doing this as well.
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« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2017, 07:33:31 AM »
What DU-folk need is ...

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I have been, BSS, so I'm with you in that.
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