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Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« on: August 09, 2008, 07:30:01 PM »
ATLANTIC BEACH, Fla. -- An Atlantic Beach woman was taken into police custody after investigators said she used frozen lasagna to serve up violence instead of serving it for dinner.

Amanda Trott is charged with domestic battery after police said she attacked her husband with the frozen food during an argument.

"Mr. Trott claimed that Mrs. Trott had slapped him across the face several times and threw a frozen lasagna at him that struck him at the top of his head," said Sgt. David Cameron. 

Police said they confronted the couple and Amanda Trott eventually confessed to hitting and attacking her husband.

"In my opinion, it hurts very much and will cause welts. It's like throwing a block of ice, and it's very heavy," Cameron said.


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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2008, 07:36:55 PM »
Is the lasagna okay?
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2008, 07:49:02 PM »
Now that's pretty cold.
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2008, 08:11:36 PM »
 :rotf:
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2008, 12:38:13 AM »
It makes me very happy to hear that Commiefornia isn't that only place that is filled with nut jobs.
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2008, 08:11:36 AM »
Heh, she busted him in the noodle.
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2008, 08:17:13 AM »
As she was being led away, the husband was heard yelling, "Pasta la vista, baby!"
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2008, 08:20:24 AM »
he needs to be gone before she gets back, a night in jail will not improve her mood any!  :rotf:
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2008, 09:53:50 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on August 10, 2008, 08:11:36 AM
Heh, she busted him in the noodle.
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WITH the noodles :-)
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2008, 11:20:13 AM »
Quote from: Willow on August 10, 2008, 08:20:24 AM
he needs to be gone before she gets back, a night in jail will not improve her mood any!  :rotf:

You don't think her attitude would thaw out over night?
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2008, 11:22:10 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on August 10, 2008, 11:20:13 AM
Quote from: Willow on August 10, 2008, 08:20:24 AM
he needs to be gone before she gets back, a night in jail will not improve her mood any!  :rotf:

You don't think her attitude would thaw out over night?
She was probably only half baked to start with.
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2008, 11:35:36 AM »
Hmm took a while for the cheesey puns to start.
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2008, 11:42:06 AM »
Quote from: bijou on August 10, 2008, 11:35:36 AM
Hmm took a while for the cheesey puns to start.

You ricotta be kidding!  They started with the second reply.
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2008, 12:07:36 PM »
You cannoli find puns like that in a thread like this...
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2008, 12:13:33 PM »
Quote from: bijou on August 10, 2008, 11:35:36 AM
Hmm took a while for the cheesey puns to start.
There's just no italian where puns will show up.
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2008, 12:14:25 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 10, 2008, 12:07:36 PM
You cannoli find puns like that in a thread like this...

You are really stretching the mozzarella with that one.
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2008, 12:22:23 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on August 10, 2008, 12:13:33 PM
Quote from: bijou on August 10, 2008, 11:35:36 AM
Hmm took a while for the cheesey puns to start.
There's just no italian where puns will show up.
Well, in a multi layered thread like this it is only to be expected.
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2008, 03:01:40 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on August 10, 2008, 11:22:10 AM
She was probably only half baked to start with.
:rimshot:

Who knows? Maybe she'll get semolina-ncy.
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2008, 04:25:45 PM »
Quote from: bijou on August 10, 2008, 12:22:23 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on August 10, 2008, 12:13:33 PM
Quote from: bijou on August 10, 2008, 11:35:36 AM
Hmm took a while for the cheesey puns to start.
There's just no italian where puns will show up.
Well, in a multi layered thread like this it is only to be expected.
I cannoli do so much by myself here.
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Re: Woman attacked husband with frozen lasagna (yep, it's Florida!)
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2008, 08:05:58 PM »
Garfield is not going like this.
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