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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Mr. Dorkio makes a funny "Buying my First Gum"
« on: February 17, 2017, 07:55:06 PM »
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I am going to buy my first gum

I'm usually bumming a stick off of other people. The problem with it is that too many people like spearmint



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Re: Mr. Dorkio makes a funny "Buying my First Gum"
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2017, 08:27:45 PM »
 :o  Da fuq.... ?
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Re: Mr. Dorkio makes a funny "Buying my First Gum"
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2017, 08:28:46 PM »
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Re: Mr. Dorkio makes a funny "Buying my First Gum"
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2017, 09:11:11 PM »
I guess I don't drink enough to find that amusing.
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Re: Mr. Dorkio makes a funny "Buying my First Gum"
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2017, 07:28:59 AM »
Good.  I'm a guy who chews a couple pieces of gum every day at work just for stress relief, so always makes sure to have a pack with me.  Every time I pull it out though, five people line up for a stick.  About time you freeloaders bought your own gum.
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Re: Mr. Dorkio makes a funny "Buying my First Gum"
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2017, 08:50:49 AM »
The boy primitive has already forgotten to add FDT to the bottom of every post like he promised. I knew he couldn't do it. Just like he promised to find out who threatened the simpleminded person of color girl bravenak.

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Re: Mr. Dorkio makes a funny "Buying my First Gum"
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2017, 09:12:19 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on February 18, 2017, 08:50:49 AM
The boy primitive has already forgotten to add FDT to the bottom of every post like he promised. I knew he couldn't do it. Just like he promised to find out who threatened the simpleminded person of color girl bravenak.

What I've been seeing the past year or so, is MrsCorpio's evolution down into a caricature of his former self.  He looks more and more ridiculous with every appearance he makes.

This impression's his own fault; if he'd show a little more modesty, a little more humility, one wouldn't get that impression at all.

What's funniest is his superglue-like adherence to his white political masters, just like the comic characters Quimbo and Sambo were to the evil slave-holder Simon Legree in Uncle Tom's Cabin.  This guy's going to be loyal to the bosses even if it kills him.
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