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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Re: I am going to buy my first gun
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2017, 07:51:15 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on February 17, 2017, 07:25:30 PM
DUmmie's got a gun?

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Re: I am going to buy my first gun
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2017, 08:33:01 PM »
Look, motherfvckers.............  buy decent weapons.  It's going to really piss me off to keep pilfering your wasted flesh, for crap.

Your death will be cruel, painful and hopefully, drawn out.

Oh!!  just a note:  Buy .45ACP  Please. 

Thanks, little jagoffs.
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Re: I am going to buy my first gun
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2017, 08:52:05 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on February 17, 2017, 03:05:30 PM
Great Idea!

I think I'm gonna buy my first gun (for the month).

:hi5:   :rotf:  Oh, get two!!   :lmao:
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Re: I am going to buy my first gun
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2017, 09:02:26 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on February 17, 2017, 01:43:57 PM
Only a DUmmy could take "travel ban from certain countries" and "enforce our laws" and turn it into rounding up blacks and muslims.

And a gun held by a crying child who is askeered of them will make no difference when we start to do so.

I want this one and his family in my compound -- it is 6-Tango-Foxtrot-Unit-66.  I think SVPete is coordinating the trains???

I've got a cushy professional office job all lined up--putting my new degree from the Trump University School of Dentistry to work.

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Re: I am going to buy my first gun
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2017, 09:24:25 PM »
I'd find out where the DU douche lives and notify local law enforcement. Usually when a leftist kook gets a gun it isn't for self defense.
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Re: I am going to buy my first gun
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2017, 09:45:38 PM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on February 17, 2017, 05:23:31 PM
Actually, I'm coordinating the train, but if SV Pete wants to help, I need it. Trying to figure out how to get 4,239 cars per hour into the camp on 3 tracks is proving difficult.

You do it by double decking.  The top part has each group of "enrollees."  When coming to the station, the top part is released and slowly rolls to a spot, where a previous empty car was picked up-- the train itself never stops:



We should be able to pack 'em in to make Mr. Trump's quotas.

Good thing we have the Education and Energy budgets for this.
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Re: I am going to buy my first gun
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2017, 10:20:41 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2017, 01:35:43 PM
The recoil of a .17 HMR would probably throw this whiny bitch into a crying jag that would rival the water coming out of Oroville this week. :whistling:

Or you could find a limp wristed NY reporter.  :-)

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Re: I am going to buy my first gun
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2017, 10:58:51 PM »
Quote from: ShortGuy on February 17, 2017, 03:45:09 PM
For the love of God, someone talk to that person. The last thing he needs is to buy a firearm out of some stupid, unjustified, knee jerk reaction to policy only on criminals. I didn't see a remark about any training. Dude is gonna shoot himself in the foot or worse. Pansy, virtue signaling, stupid bitch pissing himself for no reason. I normally try to be civil in the stupidity that is flowing about this country but damn. I do hope for the sake of the general public that guy is just playing the victim to get some attention from the DUmmies.

DUmmies, if you're reading this, talk him off the ledge. Last thing he needs is a gun. He needs professional help.


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You're kinder than I am. I have no problem with the idea of this DUmbshit dying by his own hand.
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Re: I am going to buy my first gun
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2017, 09:32:57 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 17, 2017, 07:51:15 PM
Not really.  Some days I feel that way, but that song was from my high school & college years.
Back when MTV actually played music videos. Those were the days.


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