
This is a solid four-bong bouncy. It's got a lot of elements that make for a great bouncy, although tweaked slightly to get under the radar of the more casual observer:
-"So" is turned into "Early this past week"
-Cops banging on doors loudly instead of jumping out of bushes
-Wallduding due to their antics
-Triple victim status (questionable veteran status, trans, gay)
The only thing it's missing is a conversion of one of the Secret Service agents.