That

is so silly and lame it's not even worthy of a quarter-

.

Pretend it happened.

Why would

a dude who's tanned from growing Buggee's food, or from growing the cotton she wears, or from building the house in which she lives, or from building the business building in which she works

give a @#$% that he's more tanned

than a
pale paper-pusher or welfare-dependent drone who won't even spend a few hours every weekend gardening or hiking/walking on nearby park trails

(and be tanned thereby)?
