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Offline RMN

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Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« on: January 25, 2017, 05:13:24 AM »
This one needs asylum. It sounds serious but asylum from what? But nobody helps.

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Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
If it comes to that. Does anyone know of resources? Canada of course is the closest, but we have also considered Norway, Sweden and Denmark. Also, Malta looks nice. We are terrified not necessarily for ourselves, but we really want to start a family and I honestly do not think we can here any time soon. And if things go where they look like they are going...
In all my years whenever I see a thread with no replies I get kinda sad. This one needs to flee to Canada but admits Malta would be OK. I would go to the Maltese Embassy myself immediately. Malta is accepting all Trump refugees.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2017, 05:34:57 AM »
I went to Skins's island to find this thread, but didn't see it.

It's weird, how the primitives always wish to emigrate to "white" countries, never to countries dominated by brown or yellow or black people.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2017, 05:49:45 AM »
Why not Mexico?

I hear they're nothing but the most wonderful people.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2017, 05:54:10 AM »
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 25, 2017, 05:49:45 AM
Why not Mexico?

I hear they're nothing but the most wonderful people.

And there's Mali, in north-central Africa.

Mali could use more people.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2017, 06:18:22 AM »
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 25, 2017, 05:49:45 AM
Why not Mexico?

I hear they're nothing but the most wonderful people.

Why not South Africa? After all, that is a country that the black man rose up and took back from the white colonists. They should love a country where they would not suffer from white guilt nor white privilege.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2017, 06:22:58 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 25, 2017, 06:18:22 AM
Why not South Africa? After all, that is a country that the black man rose up and took back from the white colonists. They should love a country where they would not suffer from white guilt nor white privilege.

Even better than that, the former Rhodesia, Zimbabwe; a lot of nice scenery there.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2017, 07:21:05 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 25, 2017, 06:22:58 AM
Even better than that, the former Rhodesia, Zimbabwe; a lot of nice scenery there.
Or Cuba! The Healthcare there is magnifico and FREEEEEEEEE!! :hyper: (according to Sean Penn and Michael Moore, and who would know better than those two)
 
It would be a great way for a DUmmy to say F*ck You to Trump for killing the wonderful "Affordable" Care Act, don't you think?
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2017, 08:06:25 AM »
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2017, 08:31:53 AM »
 :thatsright: :mental: Asylum? :mental: :thatsright:
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2017, 08:44:01 AM »
Another DUmmie wanting to leave.  Well BYE, and also renounce your American citizenship and give up your passport when you cross the border.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2017, 09:06:19 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on January 25, 2017, 08:44:01 AM
Another DUmmie wanting to leave.  Well BYE, and also renounce your American citizenship and give up your passport when you cross the border.
don't forget that your EBT cards will no longer be replenished monthly after you leave, but I'm sure you new country will gladly pick up where the taxpayers of the United States left off...
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2017, 09:07:46 AM »
There is always the insane asylum.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2017, 10:53:59 AM »
Most countries wont want you unless you are productive.  Is it possible to seek asylum from your mom's basement?
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2017, 10:56:13 AM »
Dear Canada/Norway/Sweden/Denmark: Do not let these people into your country.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2017, 11:31:12 AM »
Haiti.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2017, 11:43:27 AM »
I would say North Korea but the DUmmies would want to rule with the Kim family and not live in a shitty apartment in the country side. DUmmies never want to be the peasants. They want to be the dictator.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2017, 01:23:56 PM »
The American dollar goes pretty far in Socialist Venezuela, soap, toilet paper and tampons are just as valuable too.

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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2017, 02:03:02 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on January 25, 2017, 10:56:13 AM
Dear Canada/Norway/Sweden/Denmark: Do not let these people into your country.
NO! These are our finest exports, why would you say such a thing?

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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2017, 02:13:21 PM »
I forgot to include the link.  I was celebrating and getting sloppy.

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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2017, 03:44:22 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on January 25, 2017, 01:23:56 PM
The American dollar goes pretty far in Socialist Venezuela, soap (DUmmies don't need or use), toilet paper and tampons (More DUmmie men than women need tampons) are just as valuable too.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2017, 05:48:56 PM »
Quote from: hillneck on January 25, 2017, 08:44:01 AM
Another DUmmie wanting to leave.  Well BYE, and also renounce your American citizenship and give up your passport when you cross the border.

I bet we could have a gofundme page to help the dummies emigrate en masse. As long as they would permanently renounce their American citizenship before getting on the plane I'm guessing we could reach our fund raising goal in less than a day.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2017, 11:10:31 PM »
Try Iran. You'll love the politics.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2017, 11:29:05 PM »
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Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
If it comes to that. Does anyone know of resources? Canada of course is the closest, but we have also considered Norway, Sweden and Denmark. Also, Malta looks nice. We are terrified not necessarily for ourselves, but we really want to start a family and I honestly do not think we can here any time soon. And if things go where they look like they are going...

Bye.

Sorry to burst your bubble. Canada is not that progressive. Scandinavia is homogeneous and resource driven economy.
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2017, 11:34:07 PM »
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Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
If it comes to that. Does anyone know of resources? Canada of course is the closest, but we have also considered Norway, Sweden and Denmark. Also, Malta looks nice. We are terrified not necessarily for ourselves, but we really want to start a family and I honestly do not think we can here any time soon. And if things go where they look like they are going...

If Donald Trump is preventing you from reproducing, DUmbass, then he really is "Making America Great Again"!
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Re: Seriously Wondering About Seeking Asylum...
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2017, 01:42:08 AM »
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If Donald Trump is preventing you from reproducing, DUmbass, then he really is "Making America Great Again"!

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