The Crisis Is Deepening
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, save a life.
Do you know someone suffering from Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?
TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychopathic behavior first observed in the late hours of Nov. 8, 2016, and increasing in severity with time.
TURD Sufferers often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of childlike rage, rioting and uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump was elected president of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome, their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with these environmental and behavioral factors:
· Membership in the Democratic Party
· Identification as a feminist
· Current enrollment in college, and/or possession of a liberal arts college degree
· Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
· Massive student debt
· Spotty or non-existent work history
TURD patients frantically resist treatment and are considered dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of successful treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge.
(Reluctantly Sponsored by the Centers for Disease Control and the World Health Organization)
