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Offline Mr Mannn

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Well the Lefty nut jobs came out for the weekend, Some were actually good natured about the loss...
BUT others were all snarky and a lot of Russia blaming (We are all paid Putin trolls by the way).
The cons are responding with humor and that ticks off the snarky types...

So I decided to stir the pot a little. I call it, "Fishing for snarks." It is too easy when your oponents have NO sense of humor.

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Da Mannn (10,329 posts)

Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
and boy is she ticked!
But I don't mind...she needs the practice.

But ya know, these Russians are really getting outa hand. Why just the other day Russians hacked Comedy Central and released the name of the Unknown Comic. Is there no end to their nefarious schemes?
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Guyzilla (9,141 posts)
5. Im just SOOOOOOOOOOOO glad we FINALLY have our OWN billionaire liar in charge.
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Da Mannn (10,329 posts)
6. Um no. Hillary lost.

You're gonna gave to make you own sandwich
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Carlos W Bush (4,035 posts)
9. When it comes down to it

the women in our lives should be grateful for any opportunity they have to hone their sandwich making skills.
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Qukid (7,177 posts)
22. This

is why chicks dig you?
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JeffJenk (2,344 posts)
10. The childishness and pettiness and nastiness and gleeful savagery of the "winning" rightists that is

evident with every post since the election from a Trumpist reinforces the undeniable truth that the gang of thugs that has taken over complete power and control of this country (AND ALONE OWN THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS OVER THE NEXT TWO YEARS) will not act for the benefit of all and the nation a a whole.

GREED IS GOOD is back, but with a vengeance of nasty ugliness that makes Gordon Gekko look like Mother Teresa.
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Carl (185 posts)
14. Gosh,I sure saw a lot of conciliatory leftist ones from Nov 7-8 before skins pulled the plug.
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Generically Speaking (45 posts)
17. Like you wouldn't be doing the same to us, only worse had she won.

Pffffffft..
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JeffJenk (2,344 posts)
19. Except we would be celebrating bringing medical care to all while your side celebrates taking it

away?


See the difference?

Didn't think so.

We would be celebrating that a confessed serial sexual ASSAULTER was denied a platform to promote his toxic & perverted ideology while you are crowing about all the destructive things he is going to do - get rid of environmental protection laws, eliminate voting rights protections, promote discrimination against certain groups of people (in the guise of religious "freedom"), etc., etc., etc.

See the difference?

Didn't think so.
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Generically Speaking (45 posts)
20. Sure. Everybody wants some of those out of control and skyrocketing

premiums with deductibles so high it makes the policies worthless, but you gotta buy it or get fined.


Me? I don't pay that stuff and get some good medical care. All it cost me was 7 years of my life 45 years ago.

The sexual assaulter was very close to being the "First Dude", with a blue dress to prove it. According to you guys (the left) that was only sex so no big deal. Why is the double standard being applied to Trump?

"We would be celebrating that a confessed serial sexual ASSAULTER was denied a platform to promote his toxic & perverted ideology while you are crowing about all the destructive things he is going to do - get rid of environmental protection laws, eliminate voting rights protections, promote discrimination against certain groups of people (in the guise of religious "freedom"), etc., etc., etc."

Accusations are a dime a dozen. Prove he's going to do all you say he's going to do with actual non-edited quotes and prove he's a sexual assaulter. I'll wait.

You've imagined a future which won't exist but in your mind it will and he must be attacked because of your imagination run wild.
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Carl (185 posts)
13. So...I was in the checkout aisle at the store this morning


and this Russian looking guy was saying "Hillary vas the vorst candidate in history".

I told him that it was stolen,all the Trump votes were really for her and that it was only a matter of time before she is installed as our rightful ruler.
The other 40 people waiting in line all began cheering wildly when he hung his head and said he knew what I was saying was the truth.

Then a cop jumped out of the bushes and arrested him.
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fszwfnj (1,721 posts)
15. Even the dogs were hacked

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joannadufrane (65 posts)
26. You talk like you should worry about your wife putting something nasty in your sandwich she

so "lovingly" makes for you but based on my experience I'm willing to believe you do whatever the hell she tells you to do.
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foia (4,883 posts)
16. A Russian operative snuck int my house the other night

And hid my keys in between the cushions on my couch so it took me FOREVER to find them the next morning.

There is nothing they won't stoop to.

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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2017, 12:17:23 PM »
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Da Mannn (10,329 posts)

Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
and boy is she ticked!
But I don't mind...she needs the practice.

Just remind her of this Mr. Mann...

Biden is an illegitimate President.  Change my mind.

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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2017, 12:21:10 PM »
By their thinking. I can blame Russians for goading rabbits, gyrfalcons, ermines, and monkeys into killing ptarmigans.
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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2017, 12:44:23 PM »
Finally, I'm in and responded accordingly.
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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2017, 03:29:14 PM »
Carl, if it's the same Carl, that was a great bouncy!  :lmao:

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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2017, 04:34:47 PM »
Carl, if it's the same Carl, that was a great bouncy!  :lmao:

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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2017, 07:27:28 PM »
"snark fishing", eh?
I like that. Has an appropriate ring to it. I believe I'll adopt that one

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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2017, 11:32:16 AM »
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13. So...I was in the checkout aisle at the store this morning

and this Russian looking guy ...

Was he a short squat guy dressed in black, with miniature mustaches? Was there a tall curvaceous buxom brunette next to him calling him "Dahlink"?
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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2017, 02:40:49 PM »
Was he a short squat guy dressed in black, with miniature mustaches? Was there a tall curvaceous buxom brunette next to him calling him "Dahlink"?

It was a short, bald dwarf with the same sounding voice. :whistling:
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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2017, 03:10:24 PM »
It was a short, bald dwarf with the same sounding voice. :whistling:

Boris and gNads have never been seen in the same place at the same time.

Just sayin'.
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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2017, 06:39:39 PM »
Boris and gNads have never been seen in the same place at the same time.

Just sayin'.

And Natasha might be a .........  :runaway:  :bolt:
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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2017, 07:14:26 PM »
By their thinking. I can blame Russians for goading rabbits, gyrfalcons, ermines, and monkeys into killing ptarmigans.

Off topic, your signature line made me think of this......

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E
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Re: DU Jr. Russians ate my sandwich. Now my wife has to make a new one!
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2017, 07:04:29 AM »
Off topic, your signature line made me think of this......

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E

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