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Offline CC27

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What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door?
« on: January 10, 2017, 04:48:42 PM »
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What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door?


What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door?

1) Invite him in
2) Slam the door in his face
3) Berate him for his latest tweet
4) Refuse to open the door
5) Call Vlad and tell him his dog is loose

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Star Member The Velveteen Ocelot (47,833 posts)
2. Turn off all the lights and hide.

Kind of like I do when the Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses show up.


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5. Politely explain to him why he was not welcome on my property; and then ...

tell him, "Leave, or I will remove you from the premises myself".


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Star Member MineralMan (89,630 posts)
19. Point at the No Solicitors sign next to my front door.

That's what I do will all such people.

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Star Member longship (35,510 posts)
26. He would hear in quick succession...

1. Me yelling "**** off!"
2. My door slamming in his face.

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Star Member madamesilverspurs (10,958 posts)
29. I'd yell through the door,

"Dave's not here!"

Let him wonder.

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Re: What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door?
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2017, 04:51:33 PM »
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What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door?

Same thing I would do to any president that showed up at my door.  I'd say "Want a beer? Don't cost nothing.". 
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Re: What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door?
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2017, 05:20:29 PM »
I'd invite him in, ask him to have a seat, and tell the shoe-shine boy, Barack Obama, that he better make Mr. Trump's shoes so brite I can see my reflection or the maid, Michelle, wouldn't make him a sammich.

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Re: What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door?
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2017, 05:20:54 PM »
He forgot what they'd really do:

6) Cringe in the corner, wetting and crapping themselves while begging not to be sent to the camps.
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Re: What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door?
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2017, 05:26:49 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on January 10, 2017, 05:20:54 PM
He forgot what they'd really do:

6) Cringe in the corner, wetting and crapping themselves while begging not to be sent to the camps.

THAT'S IT!!!!   :lol:
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Re: What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door?
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2017, 07:12:27 PM »
who are they kidding, DUmmies idolize politicians. most of them would instantly be converted to conservatism by no other force than Trump casting a shadow on them.
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Re: What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door?
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2017, 05:08:28 AM »
Quote from: FunkyZero on January 10, 2017, 07:12:27 PM
who are they kidding, DUmmies idolize politicians. most of them would instantly be converted to conservatism by no other force than Trump casting a shadow on them.

That's why the hide like Dracula from sunlight whenever Trump is near. 
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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.
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