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Man shoots at wife and daughter over grilled cheese sandwich: cops
http://nypost.com/2017/01/09/man-shoots-at-wife-and-daughter-over-grilled-cheese-sandwich-cops/

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An enraged Baltimore man opened fire at his home after someone took a bite out of his grilled cheese sandwich, sparking an hours-long standoff with police as he barricaded himself inside, authorities said.

Cops were called to the Dundalk, Maryland, home in response to a domestic incident around 5 p.m. Sunday, WBAL-TV reported.

When Baltimore County officers arrived, the man’s wife and their daughter came out of the house on North Point Boulevard and told them that shots were fired.

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Re: Man shoots at wife and daughter over grilled cheese sandwich: cops
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2017, 04:51:00 AM »
Man shoots at wife and daughter over grilled cheese sandwich: cops
http://nypost.com/2017/01/09/man-shoots-at-wife-and-daughter-over-grilled-cheese-sandwich-cops/

What is his DU name?  :mental:

I'd guess that his acronym could be 1SBM . . . :whistling:
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Re: Man shoots at wife and daughter over grilled cheese sandwich: cops
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2017, 09:03:28 AM »
We had a near-similar incident at my house a  few days ago.
Back story...  A few years ago, being all fat and shit, I found out I was diabetic... genetics and years of eating poorly, 75 pounds overweight.
I lost the weight, got down to 180 pounds and eat pretty strict. I don't even take medication anymore..
Fast forward, sweets aren't something I get to enjoy much, so when I do it's like Christmas time.
My wife brought home 2 creme horns (my favorite sugar injection method).
They disappeared from the counter before I got to eat one.
Beavis and Butthead were no where to be found, they hid from me the rest of the night.