I love those old jokes. I never saw the inside of one of those things. I just wrote down the tail numbers at night and drove around the flight line making sure they stayed where they were ( as if I could do anything about it).
Damndest thing I ever saw though was a B52 landing nearly sideways! A crew chief told me the plane could rotate its wheels to compensate a bit if it was coming in goofy. I thought he was pulling my leg.
I'm gonna guess you were and SP? I was a crew chief at Castle AFB in the '80's.
The landing gear has a crosswind landing system that allows it to turn 20 degrees from centerline left or right giving it a total of 40 degrees of movement. I have many hours of flight time in the BUFF and it was always a strange feeling when the pilot tested the crosswind as we taxied to the runway and you had to look out a side window to see where you were tracking.
heres a view of the front office for you

and the lower desk where the navigator and radar navigator (bombadier) hungout

The Electronic warfare officer's position contains sensitive equipment and there are no pictures on the web. The gunner's position was removed in the early '90's when it was determined that the guns are no longer effective against enemy aircraft with long range missiles.