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Offline VelvetElvis

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Re: the Tobe contemplates changing careers
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2017, 12:14:37 PM »
Obviously Toby's just selflessly trying to help satisfy the world's psychologically disturbed sector's insatiable demand for therapy from nearly unemployable loser truck driver psychological experts.

And to think that only "six classes in the social sciences from his undergraduate degree" separate him from becoming the 21st century's answer to Sigmund Freud! Who'da think it!?!
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Re: the Tobe contemplates changing careers
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2017, 12:24:55 PM »
We should give ole Tobin just a little bit of credit.  He is one DUmmie that traditionally seems to actually want a job.....most of them would just come up with an excuse and give up.  Other than that I cant think of much else he's got going for himself.
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Re: the Tobe contemplates changing careers
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2017, 01:31:54 PM »
Quote from: jb2u11 on January 06, 2017, 12:24:55 PM
We should give ole Tobin just a little bit of credit.  He is one DUmmie that traditionally seems to actually want a job.....most of them would just come up with an excuse and give up.  Other than that I cant think of much else he's got going for himself.
Actually, he probably keeps failing after a day or so for general incompetence.  If the claims are even true.
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Re: the Tobe contemplates changing careers
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2017, 02:01:29 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on January 06, 2017, 01:31:54 PM
Actually, he probably keeps failing after a day or so for general incompetence.  If the claims are even true.

That's my guess, not necessarily lazy, but totally incompetent.
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Re: the Tobe contemplates changing careers
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2017, 03:44:38 PM »
Quote from: jb2u11 on January 06, 2017, 02:01:29 PM
That's my guess, not necessarily lazy, but totally incompetent.

At least he tries.  That, in of itself, is laudable.
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Re: the Tobe contemplates changing careers
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2017, 03:57:05 PM »
I still say there is a pretty good chance he is in an adult care facility and these are just stories he comes up with.
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Re: the Tobe contemplates changing careers
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2017, 04:03:38 PM »
Some of the craziest people you'll meet are the psychiatrists.   

Growing up, it was always the school guidance counselors.  Their lives were so messed up.  They had constant martial problems, and were always the first at happy hour. 
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Re: the Tobe contemplates changing careers
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2017, 04:05:53 PM »
Quote from: jb2u11 on January 06, 2017, 12:24:55 PM
We should give ole Tobin just a little bit of credit.  He is one DUmmie that traditionally seems to actually want a job.....most of them would just come up with an excuse and give up.  Other than that I cant think of much else he's got going for himself.

Originally I had high hopes for Tubbs. Alas I forgot that he is a dummie. Dummies and employment mix like oil and water. The two are just not suited for each other.
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Re: the Tobe contemplates changing careers
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2017, 04:12:22 PM »
He's just so susceptible to sleeping.  Look what he wears.  Overalls are pretty damn comfortable.  Nothing to cinch your waist to remind you that you're in a working environment, not bed. 

This is why overalls look so adorable on a baby, not so much with Tobes.   
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Re: the Tobe contemplates changing careers
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2017, 05:40:33 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 06, 2017, 04:12:22 PM
He's just so susceptible to sleeping.  Look what he wears.  Overalls are pretty damn comfortable.  Nothing to cinch your waist to remind you that you're in a working environment, not bed. 

This is why overalls look so adorable on a baby, not so much with Tobes.

I, on the other hand, look fantastic in overalls... damnit.
That's my claim, and I'm stickin to it.
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Re: the Tobe contemplates changing careers
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2017, 03:37:08 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on January 06, 2017, 07:10:21 AM
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Screw that!  I don't need any more moonbats around here.


Besides, he's almost certainly not qualified.
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