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Offline CC27

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Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« on: January 04, 2017, 02:54:42 PM »
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Conversation over coffee


He stands a strapping 6’5”. Burly. He clearly manifests his Viking ancestry. His large hands are calloused from a lifetime of building houses and furniture and boats. He carries the scars of his three tours in Viet Nam.

As he watches the news he tells me, “Y'know, I haven’t always liked the outcome of presidential elections. Some presidents I liked and admired. Others I’ve disliked, sometimes they made me angry.” I nod in agreement. Then he says, “But this is the first time I’ve actually been afraid of the new guy.” He looks down and shakes his head, and I notice that the hand wrapped around his coffee mug is shaking.

Once more reality is driven home. Hard.

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This is the worst bouncy i have ever seen and i have seen a lot.
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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2017, 02:56:55 PM »
Sounds like he is related to LadyFreedom's Ripped Indian boyfriend.
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2017, 03:03:17 PM »
He didn't jump out of the bushes. Bad obvious :bouncy: .
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2017, 03:17:24 PM »
He's just got the morning heebie jeebies.  Pour a shot of brandy in the coffee to take the edge off. 

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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2017, 03:54:16 PM »
The big hands were calloused, he looked like a mountain
For a minute I thought I was dead
But he started shaking, his big heart was breaking
He turned to the woman and said
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2017, 04:20:50 PM »
 :lmao: :rotf:
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2017, 04:29:48 PM »
I'll see your :lmao: :rotf:  and raise you a :hi5:
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2017, 04:33:33 PM »
Well, I guess we know mss's preferred music style and singer when she's in her cups.
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2017, 04:35:04 PM »
Parkinson's? 

His condition has to be medically related.  As I've read repeatedly over there on the DU, only women and non-white people should fear DT.
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2017, 05:07:43 PM »
Unable.  To..   Resist

The cup song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NSFieUSfxGU
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2017, 05:09:06 PM »
Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood 6'6" and weighted 245
Kinda broad in the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John

Big John, Big Jooooooohn, Big Bad John
Big John

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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2017, 05:12:37 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on January 04, 2017, 05:09:06 PM
Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood 6'6" and weighted 245
Kinda broad in the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John

Big John, Big Jooooooohn, Big Bad John
Big John

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I hear that song about once a week on the station I listen to. :hi5:
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2017, 05:25:36 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 04, 2017, 03:17:24 PM
He's just got the morning heebie jeebies.  Pour a shot of brandy in the coffee to take the edge off.

You sound like Mrs. Battlehymn.   :lmao:


And the DUmmie might want to have the coffee drinking Big Dumb John check with Hildabeast about that shaky hand thing.  I hear she's got some drugs for that.

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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2017, 05:29:12 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on January 04, 2017, 05:09:06 PM
Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood 6'6" and weighted 245
Kinda broad in the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John

Big John, Big Jooooooohn, Big Bad John
Big John

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Many DU-folk would probably prefer "Big Bad Bruce" (won't link it - should be on You Tube - I'm at work and the song is quite un-PC).
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2017, 05:47:21 PM »
Oh, bury me not by a low DUmmie

These words came low and scornfully

from the pallad lips

of a Caver who who lay

on the bloody ground at the close of day
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2017, 05:57:43 PM »
Hard.  This dummy is dreaming.  Hard.
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2017, 06:25:19 PM »
Missed "Life long Republican."
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2017, 06:49:39 PM »
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He clearly manifests his Viking ancestry.

One can only hope the resident DUmp Viking expert, grasswipe Judy, was consulted thoroughly before this  statement was made.






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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2017, 06:57:13 PM »
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Conversation over coffee


He stands a strapping 6’5”. Burly. He clearly manifests his Viking ancestry. His large hands are calloused from a lifetime of building houses and furniture and boats. He carries the scars of his three tours in Viet Nam.



Ahem -- From the "Star Wars" novelization:


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Two meters tall. Bipedal. Flowing black robes trailing from the figure and a face forever masked by a functional if bizarre black metal breath screen - a Dark Lord of the Sith was an awesome, threatening shape as it strode through the corridors of the rebel ship

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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2017, 07:09:06 PM »
This is such a piss poor bouncy I won't even break it down.

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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2017, 07:13:37 PM »
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Response to GoneOffShore (Reply #8)Wed Jan 4, 2017, 12:27 AM
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13. I find myself looking at the Calendar, like a person would

checking the time. Our time is running out, and soon enough, he will take the oath of office, and than all hell will break loose. I can feel it in my bones...



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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2017, 07:19:11 PM »
Somebody fancies themselves a writer.  Most likely the most contrived bouncy I've ever seen.........that was just terrible.
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2017, 07:45:45 PM »
Quote from: jb2u11 on January 04, 2017, 07:19:11 PM
Somebody fancies themselves a writer.  Most likely the most contrived bouncy I've ever seen.........that was just terrible.

The night was humid moist sultry.
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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2017, 07:51:30 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 04, 2017, 07:45:45 PM
The night was humid moist sultry.


It was dark and stormy incestuous tempestuous.



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Re: Conversation over coffee. Madamesilverspurs Bouncy
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2017, 07:57:03 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on January 04, 2017, 07:51:30 PM

It was dark and stormy incestuous tempestuous.

You probably had stevenumbers on the edge of his petroleum-jelly covered chair before you struck through "incestuous".
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