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Bouncy at a Water Park (In MA in Jan?) with Twist
« on: January 01, 2017, 08:08:44 PM »
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Trump supporters at the water park today

I was at the Great Wolf Lodge in Fitchburg, MA today when two Trump supporters strolled in with their kids.

How did I know they were Trump supporters? I'm going to try to be as impartial as I can here and report without judgment.

The husband, a stocky, crewcutted, grey-haired man of 50, had a "Hillary for Prison" shirt on. The back read "Infowars.com." So, you know where his mindset is. Can't celebrate the Trump win without trying to urinate on Hillary, oh no. The anger never stops from these people.

The wife, a rat-faced blonde (I said I would be impartial but she looked like a rodent character from the "Arthur the Aardvark" books I used to read my kids) had a "Trump is President - Deal With It" t-shirt on. She literally looked like a teenager - gosh, I guess these Trump fans can't attract women their own age - and peered suspiciously about as they set their bags down. Because ISIS is going to attack. Without Trump physically present to protect them, because Obama has done shit for us, of course.

As I watched them I observed the husband yelling angrily at his kids, complaining to the staff about something (too far off but I saw a lot of angry gestures and pointing at something that displeased him) and - at one point - seeming to be about to butt in line in front of me and my kids at the lunch counter. He was hanging by the side trying to get the clerk's attention and I was about to grimly tell him: "This is the line. GET IN BACK!" with as much fury as his behavior merited. Turned out dipshit wanted to know where the men's room was. Right next to us, as it turned out. ****ing stupid.

I am honestly not putting my bias into this post. Both of them, with their angry glares, suspicious glances, and negative interactions, were perfect Trump supporters. The ONLY positive thing I saw out of the two of them was when the wife must have announced she was heading off elsewhere and they kissed goodbye.

But why wouldn't they? They're two peas in a pod of hatred, judgment and censure!

Enjoy your little t-shirts, folks. Once Asshole gets elected we're rolling up our sleeves and stopping him on all fronts. Countering the lies. Blocking the nonsense. Getting the word out on exactly what he's doing. Not trying to reach the alt-right Breitbart asswipes (they're unreachable) but the ones who will help us bring justice in 2018 and 2020.

And in the end, ****ers, your little t-shirts will be abandoned. You won't dare to wear those out in public after the shit-show of Trump is done.

I guarantee it.

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8. Your own words

'The're two peas in a pod of hatred, judgment and censure! , that's your own words!! This as you judge, and hate on them hahaha you tolerant , loving, kind and peaceful liberals are a ****ing joke !!!! I come here to laugh at the crazy hatred from you people , it's amazing how you Claim to be so tolerant . You claim to be The party of everyone yet you ban opposition , silent those who don't agree. You people are so hateful it makes me laugh

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Re: Bouncy at a Water Park (In MA in Jan?) with Twist
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2017, 08:15:18 PM »
To be fair, Great Wolf Lodge is an indoor park aimed at families with younger kids. It has a hotel, arcade and other things inside to cater to families. getting to splash around in the dead of winter is one of their selling points.

I've taken my kids there when they were younger.

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Re: Bouncy at a Water Park (In MA in Jan?) with Twist
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2017, 09:12:23 PM »
They are so stupid!

The story is plausible, except for the shirts. Leftards are the only group of people who would wear offensive items in such an environment.
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Re: Bouncy at a Water Park (In MA in Jan?) with Twist
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2017, 01:27:44 AM »
They are so stupid!

The story is plausible, except for the shirts. Leftards are the only group of people who would wear offensive items in such an environment.

Agreed.  The plausibility factor is very low.  Then again, some people.....  :whistling:
              

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Re: Bouncy at a Water Park (In MA in Jan?) with Twist
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2017, 08:47:53 AM »
Interesting. There is an indoor water park in Fitchburg, MA (ETA: sorry, I missed miskie's post), and it was open yesterday, with a full schedule of activities. The weather was in the 20s or 30s there yesterday, not the sort of temps that would have me out and about, but I don't live in such climes.

What is peculiar in the :bouncy: are these contradictory phrases: "Can't celebrate the Trump win ...," and, "Once Asshole gets elected ...". While the :bouncy: is possible, in the sense that the water park was open and active yesterday, those contradictory phrases betray the fact that the :bouncy: was written, at least partly, 2 or more months ago.
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Re: Bouncy at a Water Park (In MA in Jan?) with Twist
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2017, 11:48:39 AM »
Guys in his 50s with a young looking wife.  Perhaps this DUmmie is simply jealous

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Re: Bouncy at a Water Park (In MA in Jan?) with Twist
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2017, 12:11:50 PM »
Guys in his 50s with a young looking wife.  Perhaps this DUmmie is simply jealous

Hell, my wife looks younger than me, even though she's only 4 years younger.  :-)

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Re: Bouncy at a Water Park (In MA in Jan?) with Twist
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2017, 03:34:08 PM »
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Re: Bouncy at a Water Park (In MA in Jan?) with Twist
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2017, 07:18:35 PM »
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Trump supporters at the water park today

I was at the Great Wolf Lodge in Fitchburg, MA today when two Trump supporters strolled in with their kids.

How did I know they were Trump supporters? I'm going to try to be as impartial as I can here and report without judgment.

The husband, a stocky, crewcutted, grey-haired man of 50, had a "Hillary for Prison" shirt on. The back read "Infowars.com." So, you know where his mindset is. Can't celebrate the Trump win without trying to urinate on Hillary, oh no. The anger never stops from these people.

The wife, a rat-faced blonde (I said I would be impartial but she looked like a rodent character from the "Arthur the Aardvark" books I used to read my kids) had a "Trump is President - Deal With It" t-shirt on. She literally looked like a teenager - gosh, I guess these Trump fans can't attract women their own age - and peered suspiciously about as they set their bags down. Because ISIS is going to attack. Without Trump physically present to protect them, because Obama has done shit for us, of course.

As I watched them I observed the husband yelling angrily at his kids, complaining to the staff about something (too far off but I saw a lot of angry gestures and pointing at something that displeased him) and - at one point - seeming to be about to butt in line in front of me and my kids at the lunch counter. He was hanging by the side trying to get the clerk's attention and I was about to grimly tell him: "This is the line. GET IN BACK!" with as much fury as his behavior merited. Turned out dipshit wanted to know where the men's room was. Right next to us, as it turned out. ****ing stupid.

I am honestly not putting my bias into this post. Both of them, with their angry glares, suspicious glances, and negative interactions, were perfect Trump supporters. The ONLY positive thing I saw out of the two of them was when the wife must have announced she was heading off elsewhere and they kissed goodbye.

But why wouldn't they? They're two peas in a pod of hatred, judgment and censure!

Enjoy your little t-shirts, folks. Once Asshole gets elected we're rolling up our sleeves and stopping him on all fronts. Countering the lies. Blocking the nonsense. Getting the word out on exactly what he's doing. Not trying to reach the alt-right Breitbart asswipes (they're unreachable) but the ones who will help us bring justice in 2018 and 2020.

And in the end, ****ers, your little t-shirts will be abandoned. You won't dare to wear those out in public after the shit-show of Trump is done.

I guarantee it.

OK lets break it down.

No "So" detracts
Going to be impartial adds (nice touch BTW)
Man is a dummie stereotypical Trump supporter with description adds
Man is angry and yelling adds
Wife is a rat faced teen trailer trash adds
No tramp stamp detracts
both wearing Trump/anti hillary tee shirts adds
man is too stupid to find the pisser adds
Again with the not being biased... good the first time, detracts the second
Dummies decries that they are full of hatred and judgemental (that is irony) adds
No conversion detracts
No clapping of supporters detracts
No bushes (indoors, can be excuse)
No cops/security dudes jumping out of hidden niche detracts

I liked the rat faced teen wife comment... offhand rodent incest accusation, very good BTW just missing the tramp stamp or Trump tatoos... I liked the not biased the first time... I liked the man can't find the pisser... very novel overall.

I say the adds outweigh the detracts so overall I rate it:

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Re: Bouncy at a Water Park (In MA in Jan?) with Twist
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2017, 09:26:15 PM »
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Trump supporters at the water park today

I was at the Great Wolf Lodge in Fitchburg, MA today when two Trump supporters strolled in with their kids.

How did I know they were Trump supporters? I'm going to try to be as impartial as I can here and report without judgment.

The husband, a stocky, crewcutted, grey-haired man of 50, had a "Hillary for Prison" shirt on. The back read "Infowars.com." So, you know where his mindset is. Can't celebrate the Trump win without trying to urinate on Hillary, oh no. The anger never stops from these people.

The wife, a rat-faced blonde (I said I would be impartial but she looked like a rodent character from the "Arthur the Aardvark" books I used to read my kids) had a "Trump is President - Deal With It" t-shirt on. She literally looked like a teenager - gosh, I guess these Trump fans can't attract women their own age - and peered suspiciously about as they set their bags down. Because ISIS is going to attack. Without Trump physically present to protect them, because Obama has done shit for us, of course.

As I watched them I observed the husband yelling angrily at his kids, complaining to the staff about something (too far off but I saw a lot of angry gestures and pointing at something that displeased him) and - at one point - seeming to be about to butt in line in front of me and my kids at the lunch counter. He was hanging by the side trying to get the clerk's attention and I was about to grimly tell him: "This is the line. GET IN BACK!" with as much fury as his behavior merited. Turned out dipshit wanted to know where the men's room was. Right next to us, as it turned out. ****ing stupid.

I am honestly not putting my bias into this post. Both of them, with their angry glares, suspicious glances, and negative interactions, were perfect Trump supporters. The ONLY positive thing I saw out of the two of them was when the wife must have announced she was heading off elsewhere and they kissed goodbye.

But why wouldn't they? They're two peas in a pod of hatred, judgment and censure!

Enjoy your little t-shirts, folks. Once Asshole gets elected we're rolling up our sleeves and stopping him on all fronts. Countering the lies. Blocking the nonsense. Getting the word out on exactly what he's doing. Not trying to reach the alt-right Breitbart asswipes (they're unreachable) but the ones who will help us bring justice in 2018 and 2020.

And in the end, ****ers, your little t-shirts will be abandoned. You won't dare to wear those out in public after the shit-show of Trump is done.

I guarantee it.

I call BS on this one.  :bs:
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