SIEZE THEM!!!
Roman Guard: Seize him!!
Josephus: [grabbing his crotch] Seize this, honkus!

My second-favorite scene in that movie, right after the Oedipus scene:
Blind beggar: "Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus!"
[Josepuhs walks by the blind beggar]
Blind beggar: "HEY, Josephus!"
Josephus: "HEY, mother****er!"
