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Offline BadCat

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Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« on: December 27, 2016, 11:08:19 AM »
I mean, we're going to, right?  They keep saying so, so it must be true.

So, what will we have them do in the "camps" to make productive citizens out of them?

After all, most of them are quite old, many of them don't even know what gender they are, they're all unwashed and unpleasant to be around. I think a lot of them may be retarded.

I just can't think of anything for them to do in the new Trump Camps...can you?
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2016, 11:12:14 AM »
Well, they could hand-pick peas out of their pods, and then re-put-them-in.

I dunno what purpose that would serve, but the primitives serve no purpose anyway.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2016, 11:30:25 AM »
A select few should be allowed to post their crazy rantings for our continual entertainment.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2016, 11:33:57 AM »
I agree, there should be things they an do. I thought it might be fun to have some servants around the house, they could cook, clean etc.....but then decided against it, I don't really want any of them around my house.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2016, 11:34:56 AM »
It depends on their uh...ahem...qualifications.


The Klams and sammich duty, for example.


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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2016, 11:41:04 AM »
They could be put into teams tasked with digging holes, then filling them back up again!

No, wait. Wouldn't work, Democrats are FOREVER digging holes, then reaching bottom and continuing to dig...
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2016, 11:45:01 AM »
A few off the top of my head:

*Earwig detection and abatement

*Television remote control management

*Door to door gun confiscation

*Conspiracy Theorists

*Advisor to the Expletive Filled Rant initiative

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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2016, 11:45:49 AM »
Hire half to snitch on the other half. Have them get rid of the guilty ones themselves. Rinse and repeat.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2016, 11:46:06 AM »
We do have to keep in mind, the one thing DUmmies generally wont do is work.  Trying to make them do anything useful might be like trying to herd cats.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2016, 11:49:03 AM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on December 27, 2016, 11:34:56 AM
It depends on their uh...ahem...qualifications.


The Klams and sammich duty, for example.


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They may secretly desire such a thing. Consider the following points:

* Proglodytes constantly claim RWers want to make the sci-fi story "The Handmaid's Tale" a reality.

* Proglodytes project

All them young college coeds majoring in Womyn's Studies will have to be managed somehow.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2016, 11:54:58 AM »
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 27, 2016, 11:49:03 AM
They may secretly desire such a thing. Consider the following points:

* Proglodytes constantly claim RWers want to make the sci-fi story "The Handmaid's Tale" a reality.

* Proglodytes project

All them young college coeds majoring in Womyn's Studies will have to be managed somehow.

I haven't seen a pic of a good looking female on DU since LaraInMN ran off during the polyamory purge.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2016, 11:58:24 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 27, 2016, 11:54:58 AM
I haven't seen a pic of a good looking female on DU since LaraInMN ran off during the polyamory purge.

in my experience there are few good looking liberal women,  might be some that simply aren't old enough to have converted yet.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2016, 12:13:41 PM »
UFO welcoming committee

Mythbusters dummies

Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness monster, and wild goose hunter

10,000 monkeys experiment

Bootlicker (literally)

Send a few out into the southern Pacific to locate R'lyeh

Chemtrail test subject
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2016, 12:26:40 PM »
I was going to suggest putting them to work at the DMV but I suspect most of them already work there.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2016, 12:30:06 PM »
Think of how good the camps would be, for some of them.

I'm thinking of the big guy in Bellevue, Omaha Steve, and the lazy freeloading Odin2005 primitive; all their surplus lardage would melt away like butter under a hot sun.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2016, 12:41:19 PM »
Rock Quarry swinging a sledge hammer. Put those collars on them like in the movie Wedlock/Deadlock where if they exceed the perimeter not only does it explode their head but it also kills an unknown comrade that's linked to their collar.

Look, if they want to imagine this camp thing, then it's fair game for us to imagine what it would be like.

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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2016, 12:55:57 PM »
I think Jugs could be a "motorboat Captain".  Wouldn't have anything to do with a boat though.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2016, 01:41:56 PM »
Maybe we just use them as live targets when we target practice.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2016, 01:43:34 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on December 27, 2016, 12:41:19 PM
Look, if they want to imagine this camp thing, then it's fair game for us to imagine what it would be like.

Oh, absolutely.

But we need to think about what they'd be fed, too.

I'm thinking for the ones who need to lose some weight, a sprig of parsley, half a walnut, and one stalk of celery a day would suffice.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2016, 01:44:42 PM »
Wild mushroom testers?
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2016, 01:50:39 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 27, 2016, 01:43:34 PM
Oh, absolutely.

But we need to think about what they'd be fed, too.

I'm thinking for the ones who need to lose some weight, a sprig of parsley, half a walnut, and one stalk of celery a day would suffice.

Put them all on the Moochell school lunch program.  And hard labor would help develop character if that is in fact possible for a DUmmie.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2016, 01:54:52 PM »
Put them all on an island with abundant natural resources and leave them to their own devices.
Then run a pool to guess how long it takes for them to wipe themselves off the face of the earth.

I'm thinking...26 days.
After all, I am an optimist
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2016, 01:58:28 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 27, 2016, 01:43:34 PM
But we need to think about what they'd be fed, too.
Oh, I'm sure we can think of a few things they could be fed to.
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2016, 02:35:31 PM »
 :lmao:  Do NOT let any of them cook.  As for cleaning, they usually need advice on how to wipe a kitchen counter, so I'm not sure how that would work out. 
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Re: Jobs for DUers when we put them in camps.
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2016, 02:38:48 PM »
Soylent green processing. They'll never figure out it's their former bunkmates!
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