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primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« on: December 26, 2016, 06:40:28 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028402569

I realize sharing the number of bongs awarded in the thread title is a bit of a break from decorum, but you'll see why after you read it.  I was merely doing my best to shield others from this level of stupidity with fair warning. 



Brace yourself:

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Mon Dec 26, 2016, 07:19 PM

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I knew beyond a doubt what was happening.
I was headed to my sisters this afternoon. I was on a lonely stretch of road when a big ass pick up truck twice the size of my car started tailgating me. They were so close I could not see the front of the truck. I finally caught a glimpse of their plate, it had a confederate flag on it. I still have my Hillary sticker on my rear window. I locked my doors as I knew there was a stop sign a mile ahead. When I pulled out of the stop he tore out and was on my bumper again. This went on for three miles until I took a left.

It was a trump bully boy trying to intimidate. It made me feel ill.

Please everyone be careful. Be vigilant. It is dangerous out there. FYI, I am in a blue state.

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Mon Dec 26, 2016, 07:30 PM

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7. If you called the police you might get a Trump loving cop

who thought it was funny.

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Mon Dec 26, 2016, 07:36 PM

Star Member sheshe2 (37,490 posts)
10. Well I was not about to pull over.

I did not want him stopping too. He had his cell in his hand, it sure did not look like he was in a hurry. I had a queasy thought that he was taking pics of my plate.


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5. Very scary. I am so glad you are ok.



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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2016, 06:59:43 PM »
So many of the truly awful bouncy stories, like this one, have a major flaw.

It only reflects whatever bizarre stereotypes DUmmies already believe.  And nothing can be further from the truth.

Negative bongs.
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2016, 06:59:43 PM »
I concur. Zero bongs.
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2016, 07:05:23 PM »
It's like they don't even try anymore, no conversion, no people cheering.........
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2016, 07:07:11 PM »
Yep these do not compute together.  :thatsright:

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1. They were so close I could not see the front of the truck.

2. He had his cell in his hand, it sure did not look like he was in a hurry.
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2016, 07:07:16 PM »
Great advice for her next imaginary freeper encounter:

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26. The next time this happens . . .

The next time this or anything close to this happens, note your location (road you are on, cross-streets, direction of travel) pick up your cell phone, dial 911 and report "Man with a gun, tailgating me, threatening me!!!" Tell them where you are and direction of travel.

Doesn't matter if he has a gun or not . . . "man with a gun threatening me" will bring every cop within ten miles. Explain that you thought you saw a gun in his hands. Tell the cops what he was doing . . . lay it on thick . . . sob, shake, cry . . .cops will search his vehicle, if they find a gun . . .

Do not put up with this shit.

I think there may be a downside to this strategy, I strongly suggest they try it.
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2016, 07:18:11 PM »
Non black,lunatic chick just went full retard.
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2016, 07:25:28 PM »
Alternate, more probable (IMO), explanation:

ss2 is not that familiar with that particular road, and was driving at or under the posted speed limit. Dude in truck lives in the area and drives that road several times a day, usually at well above the posted speed limit. Dude in truck was going somewhere, was exasperated by being stuck behind slowpoke ss2, and tailgated her hoping she'd speed up or get the Hades out of his way. I used to see it early every morning, driving from San Jose north to San Carlos. Still see it occasionally during my current AM commute, and on the rare occasion that I drive from San Jose to Santa Cruz (the people who live up there and drive SR17 everyday are lunatics, many of them!

Another alternate and more probable explanation. ss2 got a slight buzz on recreational chemicals and concocted this lie before drinking/snorting/toking herself into unintelligibility.

I seldom see SHREW bumperstickers, and Bern stickers only slightly more often. So I don't really notice how they are treated by other drivers around them.
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2016, 07:30:40 PM »
sheshe2, who was my vote for #1 DOTY this year, is randys1 caliber stupid
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2016, 07:31:15 PM »
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26. The next time this happens . . .

The next time this or anything close to this happens, note your location (road you are on, cross-streets, direction of travel) pick up your cell phone, dial 911 and report "Man with a gun, tailgating me, threatening me!!!" Tell them where you are and direction of travel.

Doesn't matter if he has a gun or not . . . "man with a gun threatening me" will bring every cop within ten miles. Explain that you thought you saw a gun in his hands. Tell the cops what he was doing . . . lay it on thick . . . sob, shake, cry . . .cops will search his vehicle, if they find a gun . . .

Do not put up with this shit.

I think I'll start doing that every time I see a POC with a hoodie pulled over their head and their hands in their pockets. Same thing, right?
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2016, 07:40:37 PM »
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I knew beyond a doubt what was happening.
I was headed to my sisters this afternoon. I was on a lonely stretch of road when a big ass pick up truck twice the size of my car started tailgating me. They were so close I could not see the front of the truck. I finally caught a glimpse of their plate, it had a confederate flag on it. I still have my Hillary sticker on my rear window. I locked my doors as I knew there was a stop sign a mile ahead. When I pulled out of the stop he tore out and was on my bumper again. This went on for three miles until I took a left.

It was a trump bully boy trying to intimidate. It made me feel ill.

Please everyone be careful. Be vigilant. It is dangerous out there. FYI, I am in a blue state.

Ok lets break it down.

Did not start with "So". That detracts from the score.
Dummie knew what was happening. That never happens. Detracts from the score.
Lonely stretch of road with a "big ass pickup truck".  I'll give it half a bong for the stereotype setup.
Tailgating. neither adds nor detracts
Rebel Flag on the front plate. I'll give it another half a bong since the dummie set it up earlier.
Hillary bumper sticker. Neither plus nor minus
Locked the doors. Really? All rednecks are armed. Like this is gonna protect you. Plus no description of rifle in the rear window. Detracts from the score.
Truck peels out and gets on dummies tail again.  Detracts from score.
Said it was a Trump supporter. This is where it really detracts. No Trump sticker. No yelling **** Hillary out the window. No conversion. No supporters clapping. No cops in bushes or other wise.

4 minor detracts, 1 major detract, two half bongs = .5 + .5 - .5 - .5 -.5 -.5 - 2.0 = -3 bongs = MAJOR BOUNCY FAIL!

Go to the back of the bouncy line and try again dummie. Or learn how to drive.  :whatever:
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2016, 08:27:19 PM »
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44. The only truly safe people now are rich white straight males.

You can be rich as hell, yet if you are a POC, female, AA LGBT...and more...nope none for you.

These poor deluded white men the bully boys think they died and went to heaven with Donnie. They can rape and torture and murder to their hearts content cause don says so. Little do they comprehend that don has already tossed them in the dung heap as well.

Thanks Justin. Stay safe.

It's like Nazi Germany out there folks, wholesale murder and rape! 
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2016, 08:29:54 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on December 26, 2016, 08:27:19 PM
It's like Nazi Germany out there folks, wholesale murder and rape!

It's all good whether or not it's true though; it inspires fear and paranoia and hysteria and terror among the highly-suggestable primitives.
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2016, 08:35:23 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 26, 2016, 07:31:15 PM
I think I'll start doing that every time I see a POC with a hoodie pulled over their head and their hands in their pockets. Same thing, right?

Thundley hits the nail on the head.
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2016, 10:03:06 PM »
That actually was pretty pitiful.
I'm surprised that story isn't trending on facebook by now... more Trump invoked hate crimes and intimidation!
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2016, 10:55:30 PM »
Tailgating furniture whores is a new sport. But it's a fad, so here today and gone tomorrow.

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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2016, 11:09:26 PM »
Until your record gets checked because the story just does not seem likely, then you get a ride to the cop shop.  :-)

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26. The next time this happens . . .

The next time this or anything close to this happens, note your location (road you are on, cross-streets, direction of travel) pick up your cell phone, dial 911 and report "Man with a gun, tailgating me, threatening me!!!" Tell them where you are and direction of travel.

Doesn't matter if he has a gun or not . . . "man with a gun threatening me" will bring every cop within ten miles. Explain that you thought you saw a gun in his hands. Tell the cops what he was doing . . . lay it on thick . . . sob, shake, cry . . .cops will search his vehicle, if they find a gun . . .

Do not put up with this shit.
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2016, 09:19:07 AM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on December 26, 2016, 07:40:37 PM
Ok lets break it down.

Did not start with "So". That detracts from the score.
Dummie knew what was happening. That never happens. Detracts from the score.
Lonely stretch of road with a "big ass pickup truck".  I'll give it half a bong for the stereotype setup.
Tailgating. neither adds nor detracts
Rebel Flag on the front plate. I'll give it another half a bong since the dummie set it up earlier.
Hillary bumper sticker. Neither plus nor minus
Locked the doors. Really? All rednecks are armed. Like this is gonna protect you. Plus no description of rifle in the rear window. Detracts from the score.
Truck peels out and gets on dummies tail again.  Detracts from score.
Said it was a Trump supporter. This is where it really detracts. No Trump sticker. No yelling **** Hillary out the window. No conversion. No supporters clapping. No cops in bushes or other wise.

4 minor detracts, 1 major detract, two half bongs = .5 + .5 - .5 - .5 -.5 -.5 - 2.0 = -3 bongs = MAJOR BOUNCY FAIL!

Go to the back of the bouncy line and try again dummie. Or learn how to drive.  :whatever:

Also, no truk-nutz. I mean, c'mon she*2 get with it.
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2016, 02:13:40 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 26, 2016, 06:40:28 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028402569

I realize sharing the number of bongs awarded in the thread title is a bit of a break from decorum, but you'll see why after you read it.  I was merely doing my best to shield others from this level of stupidity with fair warning. 

Brace yourself:
Damn. 
You gave me fair warning , and yet I went and read it anyway.

I could actually feel my synapses corroding as they were bathed in the sheer industrial strength stupidity of it all.
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Re: primitive spins a bouncy worth absolutely ZERO bongs
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2016, 03:33:50 PM »
Quote from: VelvetElvis on December 27, 2016, 02:13:40 PM
Damn. 
You gave me fair warning , and yet I went and read it anyway.

I could actually feel my synapses corroding as they were bathed in the sheer industrial strength stupidity of it all.

Well, the DUmbasses are filling in all the blanks over there.

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Mon Dec 26, 2016, 07:41 PM
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14. Did they have confederate plates...
After a racist, bigoted trump gets elected?


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Mon Dec 26, 2016, 07:48 PM
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19. At least one of them did.
If I finally pulled over to let them pass, I'd usually notice some type of clue of their probable conservatism on their truck -- e.g., an NRA sticker.


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Mon Dec 26, 2016, 08:18 PM
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37. Be Careful...
...there are NRA Democrats. They are certainly not progressives but there are old fashioned southern Truman Kennedy Democrats around. Think Joe Manchin.
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