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So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« on: December 25, 2016, 10:48:46 PM »
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3. If I have folks overnight for Christmas... I'll just put some porridge in the slow cooker.

A ton of steel cut oats, some flax seeds, small dice some apples, raisins, some cinnamon, nutmeg, and all spice. A bunch of water, and splash of white wine, then put that sucker on low over night. As folks wake up, they can just ladle a bowl... I leave out some syrup, granola, etc...

The DUmmie went on to say that if they overindulged they wouldn't have to worry about feeding people/horses. 

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What's for Dinner, Wed., Dec. 21, 2016
Pizza. I'm thinking a broccoli, garlic, and shrimp topping.

That ain't pizza.

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Star Member locks (1,473 posts)
1. Casserole

potatoes, cauliflower, edamame, carrots, chopped chicken breast, cheese sauce, peanut butter
:lmao:

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1. ...Went grocery shopping yesterday - picked up a pound of scungilli (marinated northern conch) and some live quahogs for steaming. Instead of tea last night, I had a cup of hot quahog juice. Ahhhh, nice to be "home".

Ummm.....how about a nice glass of Scotch?  Or  a lovely glass of wine?

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2. Back from an extended stay in North Carolina. On the way home,

I picked up huge bunches of Russian kale and turnip greens. Tonight we're having field peas,
greens, red potatoes, and cornbread.

Of course you are Japple!  That's all you eat, night after night.

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What's for Dinner, Mon., Dec. 19, 2016
Asparagus-toasted walnut salad.

For dessert, hot chocolate and a couple no-sugar almond cookies.

That reminded me of "Little Girl who Lived down the Lane."  "It's the almonds." 

I just thought this was funny as bad writing:

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4. Gulf trout

caught by my grandson with lemon butter sauce from the NY Times.

Good fishin at the NYT!

Then somebody talked about chicken soup:

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3. The chicken soup was delicious

With one exception, I followed the recipe precisely. At the very end, I substituted spiralized zucchini for the egg noodles. Zoodles cook instantly. I recommend a splash of sherry vinegar with the chopped herbs at the table.

"Zoodles."  Makes me want to throat punch this DUmmie. 





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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2016, 10:55:02 PM »
After reading this I was expecting a Dummy to tell us that he/she/it served his/her/it's guests a bowl of southern fried mud.
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2016, 05:13:40 AM »
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1. Casserole

potatoes, cauliflower, edamame, carrots, chopped chicken breast, cheese sauce, peanut butter

You people are effed up.

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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2016, 06:50:54 AM »
 :aliens:

Except for the trout, it all sounds like either goat fodder or bait.
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2016, 07:15:30 AM »
Here's what's on the menu for January 20 brunch:


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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2016, 07:35:26 AM »
Even with their tales of cooking/eating, the first liar doesn't have a chance.  It's always the game of "Can You Top This?", with none of the entries sounding even remotely edible.
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2016, 07:37:55 AM »
Sounds to me that the DUmmies are all eating shit, and have been for some time.  They will for the next eight years, too. :whistling:
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2016, 07:44:28 AM »
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1. Casserole

potatoes, cauliflower, edamame, carrots, chopped chicken breast, cheese sauce, peanut butter

no WONDER they are pissed off all the time...

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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2016, 08:16:20 AM »
Here's what's on the menu for January 20 brunch:


:-)

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1. Casserole

potatoes, cauliflower, edamame, carrots, chopped chicken breast, cheese sauce, peanut butter



Chef (D)Ummies, open your baskets.



You have:

Cap'n Crunch w/Crunch Berries



Dog Fish



Castrol 4T 20W50 Motorcycle Oil



Eggplant

              

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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2016, 08:22:11 AM »
They try so hard to be 'superior' - Yes, let's eat overpriced, nonsensical foods so we can claim to be 'better people' !

Here's a hint DUmmies - there is usually a reason the crap you eat isn't available at most restaurants. - its because nobody would be willing to pay for it. - It has nothing to do with intelligence, good taste, or anything remotely along those lines. - If a world class chef can't make a buck off of some of these nutty concoctions, then they are probably not worth making in the first place.

But that's not the point is it ?

No - many of you are passively showing your fellow DUmmies what badasses you are by hanging out in the ethnic food isles of Robber Joe's and Whole Paycheck.

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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2016, 08:28:46 AM »
:-)


Chef (D)Ummies, open your baskets.



You have:

Cap'n Crunch w/Crunch Berries



Dog Fish



Castrol 4T 20W50 Motorcycle Oil



Eggplant



DUmmie method:  Throw it all in a Ninja Blender, pour into a large saucepan, and cook over a low flame for 17 hours or 5,000 miles, whichever comes first.   :rotf:
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2016, 08:35:28 AM »
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2016, 08:56:41 AM »
They try so hard to be 'superior' - Yes, let's eat overpriced, nonsensical foods so we can claim to be 'better people' !
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No - many of you are passively showing your fellow DUmmies what badasses you are by hanging out in the ethnic food isles of Robber Joe's and Whole Paycheck.
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2016, 10:36:30 AM »
These guys' cousins:

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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2016, 10:53:16 AM »
It's very sad, the demise of the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island, which Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor, the NJCher primitive, has been so valiantly trying to so hard to revive, but the best she can do is keep it on barely-life-support.

For those who weren't around, there was a time the cooking and baking forum was the fhird-busiest forum on Skins's island, eclipsed only by General Discussion and the Lounge.

It was a buzzing beehive of activity, and many of the Top DUmmies of this year or that year had hung around there.

The best thing that happened there was when Wild Bill, the hippyhubby primitive, compelled his wife, Mrs. Alfred Packer, the hippywife primitive, to leave the group.  She was paying more attention to the cooking and baking primitives than she was to her own husband, who tended to be the jealous, possessive sort.

Mrs. Alfred Packer was notorious for her negativity her hate and rancor.

The worst thing that happened there was when dear old sweet Lu, the Lucinda primitive, was named hostess of the forum when DU2 came into being.  Dear old sweet Lu seemed so full of promise, but she fell flat almost immediately.

She made it clear that as hostess, she didn't have to do any work.  She could just sit on her ass all day long and have the drone primitives do that.

This was preposterous, considering that in real life, all the other cooking and baking primitives had jobs and families to tend to, keeping them busy, while dear old sweet Lu was merely a stay-at-home housewife with no children whose husband worked nights.  Meaning of course she had all day to keep the forum going.

Because dear old sweet Lu failed to motivate by example, the drone primitives quit working too.  If the boss wasn't going to put out, why should they?

And so now the once-thriving cooking and baking forum's about as active as a nursing home at midnight.
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2016, 10:54:39 AM »
I'll confess.  The peanut butter was actually part of the DUmmie's dessert, but when I read it fast it looked like it was part of the casserole.   :lmao:  So I did some creative editing just like our esteemed MSM would do.   :lmao:

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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2016, 11:28:12 AM »
I'll confess.  The peanut butter was actually part of the DUmmie's dessert, but when I read it fast it looked like it was part of the casserole.   :lmao:  So I did some creative editing just like our esteemed MSM would do.   :lmao:

Does that count as Fake News?

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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2016, 12:11:39 PM »
Does that count as Fake News?

No, it qualifies Karin to be an MSM reporter covering Trump. Selective editing of quotes is a core skill. OTOH, her sense of humor and honesty would be a yuge disqualifier.
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2016, 09:59:22 PM »
I'll confess.  The peanut butter was actually part of the DUmmie's dessert, but when I read it fast it looked like it was part of the casserole.   :lmao: 

Yeah, I made the same mistake...it's one of those things that no normal person would do and would normally elicit a double take and a careful re-reading, but considering the source is DUer, not exceptional because it's entirely plausible that one of them would do that.
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2016, 10:40:17 AM »
"Zoodles."  Makes me want to throat punch this DUmmie.

Yup, that and this:

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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2016, 10:48:00 AM »
I miss the food threads, hasn't been that many brought over lately.

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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2016, 10:52:56 AM »
I'll confess.  The peanut butter was actually part of the DUmmie's dessert, but when I read it fast it looked like it was part of the casserole.   :lmao:  So I did some creative editing just like our esteemed MSM would do.   :lmao:

Hell, the peanut butter was the only redeeming ingredient.
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2016, 11:04:44 AM »
I miss the food threads, hasn't been that many brought over lately.

It's because the primitives don't produce them like they used to.

Hell, there was a time that if one checked the cooking and baking forum, and then went back about an hour later, there was a whole different front page, full of new threads.

Now there's maybe ten threads a week, if that many.

I dunno why the primitives don't like to cook and bake any more.
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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2016, 11:54:34 AM »
It's because the primitives don't produce them like they used to.

Hell, there was a time that if one checked the cooking and baking forum, and then went back about an hour later, there was a whole different front page, full of new threads.

Now there's maybe ten threads a week, if that many.

I dunno why the primitives don't like to cook and bake any more.

Might be that they simply ran out of weird crap to claim they eat.  Has to be tiring always trying to out do some one with a type of food most people haven't heard of and even fewer would eat.

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Re: So Now What Are the DUmmies Eating These Days?
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2016, 01:07:01 PM »
The DUmmie went on to say that if they overindulged they wouldn't have to worry about feeding people/horses. 

That ain't pizza.
 :lmao:

Ummm.....how about a nice glass of Scotch?  Or  a lovely glass of wine?

Of course you are Japple!  That's all you eat, night after night.

That reminded me of "Little Girl who Lived down the Lane."  "It's the almonds." 

I just thought this was funny as bad writing:

Good fishin at the NYT!

Then somebody talked about chicken soup:

"Zoodles."  Makes me want to throat punch this DUmmie.

Was that their "Christmas dinner" menus?
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