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Offline I_B_Perky

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Message for the Dummies
« on: December 24, 2016, 04:57:58 PM »
Merry Christmas!!!

May the new year find you healthy and happy as the Trump administration begins.   :cheersmate:



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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2016, 05:54:15 PM »
Sometimes prayers are answered with a "no."  They will never be happy nor healthy. 

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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2016, 05:57:10 PM »
This is apt:

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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2016, 06:00:05 PM »
Sometimes prayers are answered with a "no."  They will never be happy nor healthy.

Shhh! I was trying to push their two main buttons, Trump and Christmas, to send them over the edge.     :-)
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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2016, 06:02:54 PM »
Shhh! I was trying to push their two main buttons, Trump and Christmas, to send them over the edge.     :-)

Nice job!   :lol:
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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2016, 06:18:07 PM »
Hey DUmmies:




Merry Trumpmas

May he take any last shred of sanity you have left.

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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2016, 08:22:45 PM »
Merry Christmas!!!

May the new year find you healthy and happy as the Trump administration begins.   :cheersmate:

...and to you and yours.

              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2016, 08:23:28 PM »
Hey DUmmies:




Merry Trumpmas

May he take any last shred of sanity you have left.

 :cheersmate:  I almost used that today.
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2016, 09:17:56 PM »
Merry Christmas!!!

May the new year find you healthy and happy as the Trump administration begins.   :cheersmate:

"Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head."

Words to live by, Merry Christmas everyone!

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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2016, 11:10:14 PM »
And the DUmp says back to your Merry Christmas greeting:

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Deconstructing "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE"

Mr. Potter never engaged in nepotism by hiring his Uncle, and giving him the responsibility of caring for other people’s money.

The Bedford Falls Government hires incompetent public officials, like the tollkeeper who doesn’t notice someone fall over the side of the bridge he's responsible for.

Clearly, Mr. Potter doesn't evict everyone who has a mortgage with the Building & Loan; otherwise they wouldn't have the money to patronize the music halls and clubs in Pottersville.

Do you remember a bar in Bedford Falls? Didn’t they learn the lessons of Prohibition?

At the end of the movie, George Bailey’s daughter says: “Teacher says: ‘when a bell rings, an Angel gets its wings’”. A clear Church-State violation.

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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2016, 11:48:27 PM »
MERRY CHRISTMAS!


Happy New Year, too!

Sincerely, from ol' Mav. I look forward to another year of being everything you hate including all those right-wing bogeymen that you believe exist (but they really don't), and mocking your idiocy at every turn.

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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2016, 12:01:28 AM »
In compliance with my usual practice of being a friend to the friendless, company to the lonely, comforter to the ill, champion of the forgotten, cheerer-up of the disconsolate, soother of the unquiet, lover of the unloved, and kind to animals, franksolich wishes to tell the primitives--excepting four of them, and they know who they are--to **** off and die.
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Re: Message for the Dummies
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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2016, 09:42:20 AM »
Merry Christmas DUmmies!
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2016, 09:54:26 AM »
:cheersmate:  I almost used that today.

I used it on Twitter along with a picture of Trump in a Santa hat, @POTUS and @FLOTUS.  :rotf:

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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2016, 01:36:36 PM »
In compliance with my usual practice of being a friend to the friendless, company to the lonely, comforter to the ill, champion of the forgotten, cheerer-up of the disconsolate, soother of the unquiet, lover of the unloved, and kind to animals, franksolich wishes to tell the primitives--excepting four of them, and they know who they are--to **** off and die.

 :cheersmate:  H5!!!!
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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2016, 03:35:22 PM »
...and to you and yours.



Rendezvous with Destiny, Hooah!

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Re: Message for the Dummies
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2016, 03:40:43 PM »
Merry to Christmas to all!!!  Whew, it's a marathon of a day!  Big gigantic Catholic family and all.... just taking a breather.   :blowkiss: