MSN disses Christmas - DUnce shows his ass

[FunkyZero]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028396904

So, MSN find an article regarding a cave drawing of a few people, equates it a a "Nativity scene" ... on Christmas Eve, of course.

Response to yortsed snacilbuper (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 24, 2016, 06:41 AM

AngryAmish (24,735 posts)
2. They were eating dinosaur.

Most Bible stories are retelling of proto Indo-European myths. Look up the Epic of Gilgamesh.

[SVPete]

Sat Dec 24, 2016, 06:41 AM

AngryAmish (24,735 posts)
2. They were eating dinosaur.

Most Bible stories are retelling of proto Indo-European myths. Look up the Epic of Gilgamesh.

"AngryAmish" is making it too obvious that he's an impostor and has probably never been within 6 feet of an open Bible. I'd love to see him locate the equivalent of this passage from the Epics of Gilgamesh:

The Gods were frightened by the Deluge
And, shrinking back, they ascended to the heaven of Anu
The Gods cowered like dogs crouched against the outer wall

When the Deluge abated Ziusudra released the birds to find land. The raven that was released returns and the cubical ark settles on a mountain. Ziusudra offers up a sacrifice for the Gods who hover like flies hungry for the worship which has been denied them by the destruction of the creatures they created.

I'll give him a head start, the Biblical narrative of The Flood is found in Genesis chapters 6-9. Finding the Genesis passage about , "The Gods cowered like dogs crouched against the outer wall," should be particularly engrossing. Likewise finding the equivalent of, "the Gods who hover like flies," over a sacrifice.

[Karin]

Here is the pic.  It's simply a cave painting of people.  There is no "nativity scene" here. 

[Patriot Guard Rider]

Here is the pic.  It's simply a cave painting of people.  There is no "nativity scene" here. 

It's mom and dad playing catch with a baby.

[FunkyZero]

Here is the pic.  It's simply a cave painting of people.  There is no "nativity scene" here. 

Of course it is. And it proves Christianity is fake and we all just made it up. You know, "sky daddy" as they like to refer to him.
MSN told me so... in their own way.

See? Here's a picture of Jesus, from 10,000 years ago... long before we said he was born, so that's made up too.

[thundley4]

It's mom and dad playing catch with a baby.

I see it entirely differently. There is a wild animal at the top (farther away) and three liberals are running away in fear.

[Patriot Guard Rider]

I see it entirely differently. There is a wild animal at the top (farther away) and three liberals are running away in fear.

Ahhhh. You're right. They're waiting for a conservative to come along and kill/dress the animal before they come back and ask what time everyone is eating.

[Movie buff- The Sequel]

Seriously? That doesn't bear even the slightest resemblance to a nativity scene. It's just two parents with a child.

Ahhhh. You're right. They're waiting for a conservative to come along and kill/dress the animal before they come back and ask what time everyone is eating.

Then, they'll insult the conservative as a barbaric fascist and mourn the loss of the animal.

[Patriot Guard Rider]

Seriously? That doesn't bear even the slightest resemblance to a nativity scene. It's just two parents with a child.
Then, they'll insult the conservative as a barbaric fascist and mourn the loss of the animal.

While crying about the tree that was killed to make the evil spear.

[67 Rover]

Of course it is. And it proves Christianity is fake and we all just made it up. You know, "sky daddy" as they like to refer to him.
MSN told me so... in their own way.

See? Here's a picture of Jesus, from 10,000 years ago... long before we said he was born, so that's made up too.

Jesus had webbed feet???

[DumbAss Tanker]

MSN?  Mental Sub-Normals?  Fairly clear you're talking about the DUmmies, not main-stream news, I'm a bit at a loss on this one.

[SVPete]

I see it entirely differently. There is a wild animal at the top (farther away) and three liberals are running away in fear.

Out-running and abandoning their child to be eaten by the wild animal - abortion stone-age-style.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Out-running and abandoning their child to be eaten by the wild animal - abortion stone-age-style.

"I don't have to run faster than the leopard, I just have to run faster than you."

[BattleHymn]

Why postulate over what the artist MIGHT have drawn, when you can just ask them yourself?

Paging Calpig...

[FunkyZero]

Jesus had webbed feet???

yea, and was pregnant too according to this picture

[Karin]

The object in the middle looks nothing like a baby.  Babies don't look like wine bottles with the corkscrew stuck in the mouth. 

[SVPete]

The object in the middle looks nothing like a baby.  Babies don't look like wine bottles with the corkscrew stuck in the mouth.

Maybe an childhood picture of Pitt?

[freedumb2003b]

Seriously? That doesn't bear even the slightest resemblance to a nativity scene. It's just two parents with a child.
Then, they'll insult the conservative as a barbaric fascist and mourn the loss of the animal.

While crying about the tree that was killed to make the evil spear.

THEN ask when they will be fed.

[I_B_Perky]

Ancient Aliens!

http://www.history.com/shows/ancient-aliens

 

[98ZJUSMC]

Of course it is. And it proves Christianity is fake and we all just made it up. You know, "sky daddy" as they like to refer to him.
MSN told me so... in their own way.

See? Here's a picture of Jesus, from 10,000 years ago... long before we said he was born, so that's made up too.

[FunkyZero]

I know, maybe a little vague.
I was being sarcastic. They just picked some random cave drawing and said "look, a 5k year old nativity scene", trying to make fun of Christianity. So I picked a random picture that looked nothing like Jesus and did the same thing.
I guess it guess it only made sense to me...

[Patriot Guard Rider]

THEN ask when they will be fed.

The morlocks will gladly feed them.

[SVPete]

Here is the pic.  It's simply a cave painting of people.  There is no "nativity scene" here. 

A family picture that got left on the cutting room floor during the making of

[Big Dog]