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Funny response from Amazon
« on: December 22, 2016, 09:20:28 AM »
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Funny response from Amazon


Dear Amazon,

I will not be purchasing anything from Amazon this season until you remove your advertising from Breitbart and remove Trump products from your offerings.


Dear HAB911,

I'm Meraj from Amazon.com. Jeff Bezos received your email, and I'm responding on his behalf.

We appreciate your feedback and have forwarded it to the correct team internally.

Best regards,

Meraj

Thank you.
Amazon.com

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028390529


You sure told them!  :whatever:
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2016, 09:28:19 AM »
What the Hell does Trump sell on Amazon?  The complaint reads like a robo-letter, so I have a pretty good guess what the 'Correct team' is.
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2016, 09:33:33 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 22, 2016, 09:28:19 AM
What the Hell does Trump sell on Amazon?  The complaint reads like a robo-letter, so I have a pretty good guess what the 'Correct team' is.

I'm guessing "Correct team" is Amazon's virtual equivalent to the "round file"
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2016, 09:38:20 AM »
HAB911, like most DUmmies, has grossly overestimated its power and influence over anything.
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2016, 09:48:04 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 22, 2016, 09:28:19 AM
What the Hell does Trump sell on Amazon?  The complaint reads like a robo-letter, so I have a pretty good guess what the 'Correct team' is.

Donald Trump - Advanced Graphics Life Size Cardboard Standup
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2016, 09:48:41 AM »
Quote from: Maverick1987 on December 22, 2016, 09:38:20 AM
HAB911, like most DUmmies, has grossly overestimated its power and influence over anything.

although you may be correct, also don't underestimate the "leftiness" of Amazon either.
businesses need to learn their lessons, and so far it seems they haven't.
Ignoring politics and controversial subjects is THE correct response, regardless of the source.
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2016, 10:57:22 AM »
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Dear HAB911,

I'm Meraj from Amazon.com. Jeff Bezos received your email, and I'm responding on his behalf.

We appreciate your feedback and have forwarded it to the correct team internally.

Best regards,

Meraj

Thank you.
Amazon.com

 the Amazon Vice President in charge of the correct team...
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2016, 11:19:03 AM »
What it says:

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Dear HAB911,

I'm Meraj from Amazon.com. Jeff Bezos received your email, and I'm responding on his behalf.

We appreciate your feedback and have forwarded it to the correct team internally.

Best regards,

Meraj

Thank you.
Amazon.com

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Dear idiot:

I am Saboo Gupta from India Amazon.com.  Our email server got your missive and it landed in my lap.  I checked your account history and have found that you don't really order jack shit from us.  Since this is the case I don't give a rats ass about what you wrote and neither does the boss.

In closing, please take your $20 a year in business and go spend it at a website that gives a damn because we don't.

Sincerely,
Saboo Gupta
Amazon.com

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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2016, 11:26:05 AM »
Nice story. Bouncy fail.
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2016, 12:02:25 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on December 22, 2016, 10:57:22 AM
the Amazon Vice President in charge of the correct team...


She has great career prospects ahead of her in the D Party!
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2016, 12:11:01 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on December 22, 2016, 12:02:25 PM
She has great career prospects ahead of her in the D Party!


Perhaps, once she's also done over at www.Discussionst.com


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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2016, 12:19:11 PM »
DI is DIfunct?
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2016, 12:44:36 PM »
Pretty simple to check the address to see if they buy anything at all from Amazon.
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2016, 02:09:56 PM »
I dunno.  I've been buying DVDs and CDs from Amazon like there's no tomorrow.

A mere four months ago, if someone had predicted I'd be doing this, I would've thought them nuts.

But, well, things happen.

I just got a new one today; spent $30 for it.

Amazon's customer service is beat by no one; it's excellent, and I always say "thank you."
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2016, 02:41:17 PM »
All this means is that HAB911 will have to go out in public to buy their adult sized diapers.   :loser:
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2016, 08:31:19 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 22, 2016, 02:09:56 PM
I dunno.  I've been buying DVDs and CDs from Amazon like there's no tomorrow.

A mere four months ago, if someone had predicted I'd be doing this, I would've thought them nuts.

But, well, things happen.

I just got a new one today; spent $30 for it.

Amazon's customer service is beat by no one; it's excellent, and I always say "thank you."
They do have some of the best customer service I have seen in years. I made a mistake in ordering the wrong sized item a while back. Contacted them and fessed up that it was my fault. They not only sent me the correct size but told me to keep the one I ordered by mistake.
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2016, 08:39:47 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on December 22, 2016, 08:31:19 PM
They do have some of the best customer service I have seen in years. I made a mistake in ordering the wrong sized item a while back. Contacted them and fessed up that it was my fault. They not only sent me the correct size but told me to keep the one I ordered by mistake.

I guess Amazon sells more than just books, CDs, and DVDs; I never checked.

Every CD and DVD, even if from a third party, that I've ordered has been exactly as promised.
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2016, 10:29:39 PM »
Amazon Prime!  Just got my new snow blower shipped for free!
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2016, 10:17:33 AM »
Quote from: Dblhaul on December 22, 2016, 10:29:39 PM
Amazon Prime!  Just got my new snow blower shipped for free!
Not to mention a new episode of The Grand Tour* every Friday!

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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2016, 02:05:22 PM »
I buy everything from Amazon, even a part for my dishwasher door.  :-)

Yes, best customer service anywhere.


It's good HAB911 is keeping his little mind occupied.  :lmao:
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Re: Funny response from Amazon
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2016, 02:07:47 PM »
Quote from: Maverick1987 on December 22, 2016, 12:11:01 PM

Perhaps, once she's also done over at www.Discussionst.com

Nice avatar, Maverick1987.  :-)
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