Probably should have qualified the "Think" in that one sentence as well, my friend...
See, that was the problem with trying to figure out the sparkling husband primitive.
If one took all of his bonfires and comments at face value, one got a pretty good picture of him and his multitude of personal problems.
That is, one got a pretty good picture of the sparkling husband primitive as he wishes to be seen on the internet.
But I kept running into instances where the sparkling husband wasn't being honest about himself to his fellow primitives, and was left wondering what the real case was.
Also, not being an expert on the matter, I couldn't tell which were lies, and which were true.
I'm sure that sooner or later, I'll have the real-life problems, the real-life
persona, of the sparkling husband primitive all figured out, but man, it's a lot of stumbling-through.
Figuring out the primitives takes an utter suspension of disbelief.
Really.