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Offline Chris_

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Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« on: August 06, 2008, 12:37:51 PM »
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Now to the story...

Clinton urges monogamy Health services key to AIDS fight
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Bill Clinton made a plea yesterday for a new emphasis on monogamy as a key element in the battle against AIDS. The former U.S. president, not noted for his ability to keep his own marriage vows, said it was very important to change people's attitudes to sex.

In an interview with the BBC, recorded in Africa, Clinton told his interviewer that increasing support for monogamy was not just a problem for the continent worst hit by AIDS, but for the world.

"To pretend we can ever get hold of this without dealing with that -- the idea of unprotected sexual relations with unlimited numbers of partners -- I think would be naive."

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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2008, 12:39:56 PM »
Would that be like Keith Richards doing PSA advocating that you stay clean and sober?
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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2008, 12:46:08 PM »
SAY WHAT ?
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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 02:53:23 PM »
Relax, it's like Manbearpig or the Breck Girl on energy conservation:  He means it's a good idea for 'Other people.'
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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2008, 03:04:09 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 06, 2008, 12:39:56 PM
Would that be like Keith Richards doing PSA advocating that you stay clean and sober?


Yes.




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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2008, 03:17:15 PM »
Paris Hilton also came out this week


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Nope. Can't do it. Other than Keith Richards on sobriety (Hi 5 Defiant, for beating me to it), there is no more an incongruous spokesman for anything.

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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2008, 03:27:35 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 06, 2008, 02:53:23 PM
Relax, it's like Manbearpig or the Breck Girl on energy conservation:  He means it's a good idea for 'Other people.'

Have you seen Al's new boat?
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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2008, 03:29:47 PM »
Read whole article to see if they mentioned if he read those lines with a straight face...or giggles were heard comming from the audience.  :rotf:
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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2008, 04:53:01 PM »
This has to be someone's ides of sick humor. That asshole actually said that with a straight face too. This is as absurd as Jeffery Dalmer starring in commercials promoting a vegetarian diet.
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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2008, 04:57:23 PM »
Up next:  John Edwards on the importance of condoms.
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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2008, 05:13:51 PM »
Followed by a very brief speech on hubris by none other than B. Hussein.
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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2008, 05:19:44 PM »
Apparently, Hillary has had the dog "fixed".
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Re: Bill Clinton advocates monogamy
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2008, 10:37:56 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 06, 2008, 12:39:56 PM
Would that be like Keith Richards doing PSA advocating that you stay clean and sober?

That was the exact same example I though of, reading the headline.

GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!!  :-)
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