A note to low post count moles at the DUmp

[Mr Mannn]

Buzzcuck...too alt

WhiteCisMale might be good...
or play the Identity Card game...BlackTransFemaleMuslim

[Patriot Guard Rider]

And whatever you do, use the names as suggestions ONLY. DO NOT use any of them there.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

DO NOT feed any suggestions for assassination, imposing martial law, etc.

The Proglodytes are attempting to rile each other up in the hopes someone will take up the mantle.

If/when that happens Americans will be harmed.

DO NOT feed that.

We would not feed the agitation that leads BLM supporters to murder cops -- this is exactly the same sort of frenzy they are working towards.

If anyone contributes to feeding this bullshit -- Proglodyte or mole -- they need to be handed over to the police.

[Patriot Guard Rider]

DO NOT feed any suggestions for assassination, imposing martial law, etc.

The Proglodytes are attempting to rile each other up in the hopes someone will take up the mantle.

If/when that happens Americans will be harmed.

DO NOT feed that.

We would not feed the agitation that leads BLM supporters to murder cops -- this is exactly the same sort of frenzy they are working towards.

If anyone contributes to feeding this bullshit -- Proglodyte or mole -- they need to be handed over to the police.

Exactly correct. They're trying to push someone over the edge to act, while they stand back and say, "I dindu nuffin", much like the ringleader in middle school who pushes others to bully individuals.

Liberals. Disgust. Me.

[98ZJUSMC]

Would hehe2 be too obvious?

Probably  ....   

[Mr Mannn]

When you report a threat to the SS, don't brag or advertise that here. Let it stay up, so the SS and see it without much effort.

The SS started watching DU back when Bush was president. Most likely DU is being watched like a hawk now.

Read a thread first. Don't just jump in. Go with your gut, you'll know some threads are just not worth commenting on.

At DI you can call them out because there is give and take. And yes there are a few who openly advocate for violence. You can feel it at every lefty site, just under the surface. They all want to kill. It is in their blood. This is the criminal insanity that fills the heart of every socialist.

[BattleHymn]

Would hehe2 be too obvious?

Yeah.  A close second would be PamsDiaper. 

[BattleHymn]

Which makes me continue to wonder how many DOTY candidates/winners are moles.

Not as many as you might think.  Once you reach the magic post threshold, you'll get to peek behind the curtain. 

[tanstaafl]

And whatever you do, use the names as suggestions ONLY. DO NOT use any of them there.

And never, ever, come back here to brag about anything. There's always 20-40 of the little buggers lurking about at the cave looking for clues to MIRT you.

Keep a low profile when off the island.

[jb2u11]

Sounds like it should be fun. I have some work to do the next couple of days.

[FunkyZero]

I stumbled across the DUmp for the first time many many years ago when I was somehow hopping links and the level of insane demanded my intervention.
Not knowing where I was, that account lasted for 1 post.  One.
And I didn't even get abrasive, just common sense counter arguments, I don't even remember what it was about.
So yea, wade in real slowly or you'll never get the numbers.

[Carl]

And never, ever, come back here to brag about anything. There's always 20-40 of the little buggers lurking about at the cave looking for clues to MIRT you.

Keep a low profile when off the island.

This too...consider it an alternative life.

[miskie]

my only other advice is never share your mole's identity - even with us. Several here have operated moles for years. None of us know who has moles, or what they are called - though some have confessed their mole after it had gone down in a blaze of glory. It was also later discovered that some of our moles have actively participated in banning other's moles. It's part of the game.

I continue to neither confirm nor deny any mole on DU - but I will freely admit I have never been banned at DU. How you interpret that is your own business. 

[Mr Mannn]

My first few moles were shot down for speaking common sense. then I figured out the fine art of moleing. You will never educate the insane. There is no hope for them.

I lost one mole because I got mad at some atheists trashing Christians.
I made a joke.
Q) whats the difference between a busload of atheists and a porcupine?
A) On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Banned.  Lesson Learned: DUmmies can dish it out but they cannot take it. For all their hate, they are always weaker than you.

[jb2u11]

I stumbled across the DUmp several years ago, it's actually how I ended up finding this place. I joined the DUmp before I realized common sense was banned. Eventually I joined again and lasted quite a while. I found by asking innocent questions  some of the DUmmies actually stood up for me. I got bored and quite. Wish I would have kept it going.

[Karin]

Some moles do admit who they are in a PM.  In which case, their identities are guarded like the nuclear codes.  Indifference then becomes the key.

Yes, one mole got DOTY, just one as far as I know.  BanTheGOP was actually one of us, GOPCongress.  This event pissed some people off, but I found it hilarious. 

[Ralph Wiggum]

I stumbled across the DUmp several years ago, it's actually how I ended up finding this place. I joined the DUmp before I realized common sense was banned. Eventually I joined again and lasted quite a while. I found by asking innocent questions  some of the DUmmies actually stood up for me. I got bored and quite. Wish I would have kept it going.

A whole bunch of us came over to CU and later here just because of the DUmp.  In the early 2000's, a DUmmy named Supercrash discovered CU and posted about it frequently.  Soon after, using the phrase or link to "Conservative Underground" was verboten at the DUmp.

And they call us the fascists and nazi's.

[Adam Wood]

A whole bunch of us came over to CU and later here just because of the DUmp.  In the early 2000's, a DUmmy named Supercrash discovered CU and posted about it frequently.  Soon after, using the phrase or link to "Conservative Underground" was verboten at the DUmp.

And they call us the fascists and nazi's.

StupidCrash!  LMAO!  That guy was a HOOT as someone to beat up on.

The doofus wandered into NU for a while, and everybody took turns at that piñata.  What a goof.  I bet he gets his ass kicked about every other day.

[BlueStateSaint]

DO NOT feed any suggestions for assassination, imposing martial law, etc.

The Proglodytes are attempting to rile each other up in the hopes someone will take up the mantle.

If/when that happens Americans will be harmed.

DO NOT feed that.

We would not feed the agitation that leads BLM supporters to murder cops -- this is exactly the same sort of frenzy they are working towards.

If anyone contributes to feeding this bullshit -- Proglodyte or mole -- they need to be handed over to the police.

Dead on, Snugs.  H5.

[Gamle-ged]

Would hehe2 be too obvious?

He-he-he-he-heeee!...

 

[fatboy]

I stumbled across the DUmp for the first time many many years ago when I was somehow hopping links and the level of insane demanded my intervention.
Not knowing where I was, that account lasted for 1 post.  One.
And I didn't even get abrasive, just common sense counter arguments, I don't even remember what it was about.
So yea, wade in real slowly or you'll never get the numbers.

One of my early mole attempts didn't last 10 posts. My present mole is flourishing in the sewer. Most of the tips being offered are quite useful and accurate in my experience. The main thing is as mentioned don't try to change minds, the DUmmies are mostly beyond hope.

A bit off the subject but I think that we as moles should request union representation. That way we can enter into contract with skinner and dictate to him how he is to run his litterbox.

[Ralph Wiggum]

One of my early mole attempts didn't last 10 posts. My present mole is flourishing in the sewer. Most of the tips being offered are quite useful and accurate in my experience. The main thing is as mentioned don't try to change minds, the DUmmies are mostly beyond hope.

A bit off the subject but I think that we as moles should request union representation. That way we can enter into contract with skinner and dictate to him how he is to run his litterbox.

A safe space for moles?

[DumbAss Tanker]

"K&R" posts are always a great way to run up the count, and impossible to get wrong(Well, unless you knr something that's obvious tombstone material). 

Adopt a persona and play it out consistently, including a character story line in your head.

DO NOT try to introduce rationality or facts into a discussion with someone who sounds like they're getting close to a lucid moment, the other sewer rats will smell you out in a heartbeat.

Although some have mentioned 'Over the top,' well, still be careful about laying it on too thick, too fast, and too weird.  Make what you say actually plausibly consistent with your chosen persona.

[Ralph Wiggum]

"K&R" posts are always a great way to run up the count, and impossible to get wrong(Well, unless you knr something that's obvious tombstone material). 

Adopt a persona and play it out consistently, including a character story line in your head.

DO NOT try to introduce rationality or facts into a discussion with someone who sounds like they're getting close to a lucid moment, the other sewer rats will smell you out in a heartbeat.

Although some have mentioned 'Over the top,' well, still be careful about laying it on too thick, too fast, and too weird.  Make what you say actually plausibly consistent with your chosen persona.

Excellent points.  Others in this thread as well.

Basically you are just acting a role by creating a mole.  Satisfy the target audience there, and a successful intruder can flourish.