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The ground is so hot in one part of Southern California it can melt the shoes right off your feet.

An unexplained "thermal anomaly" caused a patch of land in Ventura County to reach a temperature of over 800 degrees on Friday, baffling experts who have been monitoring the area for weeks.

The anomaly was discovered after the land got so hot, it started a brush fire and burned three acres last month. Firefighters were brought to the scene after reports of a blaze, but by the time they arrived only smoldering dirt and brush remained.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,398484,00.html




This could be one of many things. A volcano, a calderon, or a Pelosi meltdown!

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Re: Southern California Hot Spot Hits 812 Degrees, Baffles Experts
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2008, 08:27:53 AM »
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The ground is so hot in one part of Southern California it can melt the shoes right off your feet.

An unexplained "thermal anomaly" caused a patch of land in Ventura County to reach a temperature of over 800 degrees on Friday, baffling experts who have been monitoring the area for weeks.

The anomaly was discovered after the land got so hot, it started a brush fire and burned three acres last month. Firefighters were brought to the scene after reports of a blaze, but by the time they arrived only smoldering dirt and brush remained.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,398484,00.html




This could be one of many things. A volcano, a calderon, or a Pelosi meltdown!


It could be where the California liberals bury the truth.

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Re: Southern California Hot Spot Hits 812 Degrees, Baffles Experts
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2008, 08:29:33 AM »
Maybe California really is the gateway to Hell?
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Re: Southern California Hot Spot Hits 812 Degrees, Baffles Experts
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 08:31:30 AM »
Maybe California really is the gateway to Hell?

Well, God's Waiting Room is on the other coast.  It makes sense in a way.

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Re: Southern California Hot Spot Hits 812 Degrees, Baffles Experts
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2008, 11:14:38 AM »
Maybe it's a volcano about to blow.

Maybe Tommy Lee Jones can save them!





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Re: Southern California Hot Spot Hits 812 Degrees, Baffles Experts
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2008, 11:17:39 AM »
Maybe it's a volcano about to blow.

Maybe Tommy Lee Jones can save them!

He couldn't even save that movie.

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Re: Southern California Hot Spot Hits 812 Degrees, Baffles Experts
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2008, 12:03:43 PM »
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The ground is so hot in one part of Southern California it can melt the shoes right off your feet.

An unexplained "thermal anomaly" caused a patch of land in Ventura County to reach a temperature of over 800 degrees on Friday, baffling experts who have been monitoring the area for weeks.

The anomaly was discovered after the land got so hot, it started a brush fire and burned three acres last month. Firefighters were brought to the scene after reports of a blaze, but by the time they arrived only smoldering dirt and brush remained.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,398484,00.html




This could be one of many things. A volcano, a calderon, or a Pelosi meltdown!

...or someone playing with the controls on the VRWC weather control satellite.   :uhsure:
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Re: Southern California Hot Spot Hits 812 Degrees, Baffles Experts
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2008, 12:06:45 PM »
Maybe it's where they buried all the left-over hot pants when that fashion died thirty-some years ago.
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Re: Southern California Hot Spot Hits 812 Degrees, Baffles Experts
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2008, 08:47:18 AM »
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The ground is so hot in one part of Southern California it can melt the shoes right off your feet.

An unexplained "thermal anomaly" caused a patch of land in Ventura County to reach a temperature of over 800 degrees on Friday, baffling experts who have been monitoring the area for weeks.

The anomaly was discovered after the land got so hot, it started a brush fire and burned three acres last month. Firefighters were brought to the scene after reports of a blaze, but by the time they arrived only smoldering dirt and brush remained.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,398484,00.html
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This could be one of many things. A volcano, a calderon, or a Pelosi meltdown!


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Re: Southern California Hot Spot Hits 812 Degrees, Baffles Experts
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2008, 10:22:32 AM »
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The ground is so hot in one part of Southern California it can melt the shoes right off your feet.

An unexplained "thermal anomaly" caused a patch of land in Ventura County to reach a temperature of over 800 degrees on Friday, baffling experts who have been monitoring the area for weeks.

The anomaly was discovered after the land got so hot, it started a brush fire and burned three acres last month. Firefighters were brought to the scene after reports of a blaze, but by the time they arrived only smoldering dirt and brush remained.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,398484,00.html




This could be one of many things. A volcano, a calderon, or a Pelosi meltdown!


Algore says it's global warming.

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Re: Southern California Hot Spot Hits 812 Degrees, Baffles Experts
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2008, 11:41:34 AM »
After going to zombietime this morning and seeing the San Francisco fair from last week I would be willing to bet it is God finally getting ready to blow Soddom and Gomorrah off the map.
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