" Best in my lifetime with a flawless beautiful family.
Michelle wanted to make America Healthy again while the new pig elect stuffs his cholesterol laden body with fast foods."
Ah, I can have some fun with this one!
His "Flawless" wife Moo- chelle was a lawyer who left the practice when Barry started his run for president. In what I'm sure was just a remarkable coincidence, she left the practice just as the Bar was preparing to investigate her for multiple ethics violations.
As for what a supposedly awesome champion of health she was compared to mean old Trump (Btw, has there been ANY actual sign of him stuffing "His cholesterol laden body with fast foods"?):
1. She has no actual nutritionist/ health credentials.
2. She is a known hardcore fan of the "Five Guys Burgers and Fries" chain, whose burgers are among the greasiest I've ever come across.
3. She cattily yelled at and humiliated Gabby Douglas on national television because Douglas dared to admit she likes Egg McMuffins (Because, of course, a woman like Moo- chelle whose butt is large enough to land stealth bombers on has every right to lecture a gold- medal- winning Olympic gymnast about nutrition).
4. At the White House Superbowl party a few years back, Moo- chelle and her guests stuffed their faces with, among other things, Polish kielbasa, deep- dish pizza, cheeseburgers, and ice cream.
5. Moo- chelle's main contribution to the supposed "War on childhood obesity" was her so- called Healthy Kids Initiative, in which public school cafeteria lunches were forcibly reduced to miniscule, unsatisfying portions of inedible crap that do not even come close to meeting the nutritional/ caloric- intake needs of average kids and teens (As a substitute teacher who has at times been forced to eat cafeteria food, I can attest to this). All the while, Moo-chelle's spoiled daughters Sasha and Malia get to gorge themselves on plentiful portions of deluxe gourmet food at their exclusive private school.
6. When Moo- chelle was a guest on Paula Deen's cooking show, Deen later reported that she had never in all her life seen anyone eat so much. According to her, this supposed champion of health and nutrition kept right on gorging herself with Deen's less- than- healthy creations all through the commercial breaks. In what I'm sure was just another remarkable coincidence, shortly after Deen admitted this about Moo- chelle, her "N- word" scandal broke, completely disgracing her and leading to Food Network cancelling her show and various large retailers pulling her products from their shelves.
Miss Piggy would be more qualified to lecture people about nutrition than Moo- chelle Obama is.
