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Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« on: November 28, 2016, 05:39:03 PM »
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Progressive Militia?

I'm still in favor of better background checks and more scrutiny preventing terrorists from getting weopons easily, BUT -

What do people think about starting a Progressive Militia?

It's my brother's idea, actually.

Are there such groups already?             
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1. We might just need one soon

Also, a black NRA. Cause these mofos are scary as hell.

I wish I did not feel this way   
 
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3. Yeah, that's how me and my brother Dylan feel -

I mean, all the weapons should be legal and we should train properly.

One good thing is that a progressive militia would allow a diverse group. All races, genders, creeds, religions, and LGBTQ. (I'm lez,btw.)

All to be ready and available if we need to defend ourselves.         
  thats right snowflakes  the bad conservatives are coming to get you   :runaway::ohnoes:

and the the NRA  does't  have a problem with law abiding blacks having guns you half wits

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2016, 05:41:31 PM »
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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2016, 05:45:29 PM »
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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2016, 05:54:19 PM »
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1. We might just need one soon

Also, a black NRA. Cause these mofos are scary as hell.

I wish I did not feel this way 

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2016, 05:57:35 PM »
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1. We might just need one soon

Also, a black NRA. Cause these mofos are scary as hell.

I wish I did not feel this way

Bravenak, the NRA IS colorblind, unless you want a black NRA to go on the offensive. I fear that fight would pit black brother against black brother, kinda like the civil war. You don't want that. Your side would come out badly.
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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2016, 05:58:51 PM »
Have these morons ever tried patching holes in basement walls?   :banghead:

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2016, 05:59:43 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2016, 06:03:13 PM »
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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2016, 06:04:24 PM »
I'm having a hard time refraining from :rotf: ... my twisted brain is conjuring (very) mental images of guns in lavender or pink camouflage ... and pudgy Progs sneaking around whispering, "Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting Twumplings! Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!"
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2016, 06:10:12 PM »
I'm having a hard time refraining from :rotf: ... my twisted brain is conjuring (very) mental images of guns in lavender or pink camouflage ... and pudgy Progs sneaking around whispering, "Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting Twumplings! Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!"

Twumpwings (NOT TwumpLings).

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Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams

Many people do not see evil until the gas is flowing into the chamber. That is why they get on the trains in the first place.

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2016, 06:14:40 PM »
A black NRA?

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2016, 06:24:30 PM »
What would be the purpose of a progressive militia? To give everyone else's guns away?

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2016, 06:29:00 PM »
 :-)This is the funniest one. Wants gun control but wants guns.
 
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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2016, 06:34:15 PM »
:-)This is the funniest one. Wants gun control but wants guns.

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25. Hang on

Does this mean that those mean, evil, NRA loving gun humpers in the dungeon were right and that firearms in self-defense is now a good thing?

Is DU now pro-gun?

I'm so confused.
Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams

Many people do not see evil until the gas is flowing into the chamber. That is why they get on the trains in the first place.

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2016, 06:38:55 PM »
What would be the purpose of a progressive militia? To give everyone else's guns away?

Pretty much. Naturally they would want to hold onto theirs though.

Exchange progressive with socialist militia and things get truer to form.

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2016, 06:45:49 PM »
Just asking but could a DUchebag in good standing afford a carry pistol? Much less a NICS check. But back to main point, I just helped Mrs. Jukin pick out a new harmerless wheel gun and it was very expensive.

Also, i was 100/100 in advanced camp. Of course I had been shooting rabbits, various birds and squirrels since 12. So yeah, bring it because you watched some movies where bullets do not go through cars or bouncing your scatter gun off the walls and hard ground. Or better yet, thinking that shotguns blow people back 10 feet when hit. Newton laughs form his tomb.
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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2016, 07:08:04 PM »
A black NRA?

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I'm going to have to B-S myself for posting this, but bn might want to alter that acronym a bit.

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2016, 10:33:20 PM »
Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...

serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2016, 10:45:50 PM »
I look forward with keen anticipation to a rash of negligent discharge fatalities among these idiots.
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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2016, 10:50:56 PM »
Hey lurking (D)Ummies,

How do you feel about long waiting periods now ?

How about Licensing.

How about registration.

Will you be continuing your push for those things under the Trump Administration?

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2016, 11:54:24 PM »
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BAM!!!!!  :rotf: EXACTLY, what came to mind.   :cheersmate:

I don't suppose it has ever dawned on these infants that, the NRA has done more to secure minority gun rights than any organization in existence, ever.  No, T.A.R.D.s not a Black NRA. and from people.....

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« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2016, 11:54:52 PM »
I look forward with keen anticipation to a rash of negligent discharge fatalities among these idiots.
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« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2016, 11:57:52 PM »
I'm having a hard time refraining from :rotf: ... my twisted brain is conjuring (very) mental images of guns in lavender or pink camouflage ... and pudgy Progs sneaking around whispering, "Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting Twumplings! Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!"

              

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« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2016, 12:04:23 AM »
Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...

serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.

I've had to caution some FB friends, who should have known better, about that very thing.
              

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Re: Gun hating proglodyte now wants armed progressive militia
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2016, 07:31:57 AM »
Not one of these yahoos would take a safety course. They would all get arrested for pulling their guns and pointing them in people's faces. The progressive militia would gather to camp in the woods. smoke weed, and shoot near campers and kids...

serious types would not be bragging and boasting on the net. More importantly they would have to drop around $1k to get an AR. Thats a lot of weed and Cheetos.

And EVERY ONE OF THEM would have to lie on the background check form about drug use.
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