Oh, great. There's nothing I look forward to more than landing at O'Hare and dealing with some DUmmie from Des Plains and his pet chickens.
Oh man, the saga of Big Mo's inner-city chicken farm is long, and hilarious. In fact, there's a whole great big long thread dedicated to it in the Sandhills forum, as it's drawn substantial media interest, including to conservativecave.
But in the interests of protecting Big Mo, a woman, from malicious primitives who might wish to do her harm, it's necessary to put it where newbies and primitive lurkers can't read all about it. We're very conscientious about observing internet security and nondivulgement of personal details of yes, even primitives, even the snarly tattooed ones (if they're women).