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Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« on: November 25, 2016, 12:58:14 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028304043

Take note, other primitives, THIS is how you run a DOTY campaign.  Meanwhile, we see further down what some of the primitives plan on doing on January 20th:

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 09:56 AM
TheMastersNemesis (6,164 posts)

Inauguration Will Be Like A God Damned Funeral For The USA

My dread grows as we head toward inauguration. I will have to find a way to ignore ALL of it. I will be sad and angry as helll. I just want to strangle Trump voters for giving this lunatic to the country. Sorry but I will hate and ill treat Trump voters forever.

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 10:17 AM
Star Member canetoad (6,012 posts)
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I vow never to use the words 'President' and 'Trump' in the same sentence.

Because that makes it less real?   :lmao:

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 11:45 AM
Star Member MrScorpio (66,324 posts)
14. I think that I'm going with "Chancellor Drumpf" or "Cheeto Jeezus" nt

Thanks for the input, Pineapple Head.

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 10:18 AM
Star Member Ilsa (40,057 posts)
2. I'm wearing black that day. nt
:racist:

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 10:20 AM
Star Member csziggy (21,527 posts)
4. I've been wearing dark funereal colors since the election

I just don't feel like pulling out any bright colors at all.

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 12:21 PM
Star Member neeksgeek (419 posts)
20. Excellent plan. I'll join you.

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 01:41 PM
Star Member ailsagirl (14,773 posts)
38. Me too

Lemmings lining up in black. 

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 10:19 AM
Star Member hrmjustin (68,689 posts)
3. I will be drinking and crying!

And hyperventilating?  Case of the vapors?  Fainting?

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 10:53 AM
Star Member workinclasszero (15,557 posts)
7. I won't be watching that nazi racist POS taking over

Fuhrer Dumpf will be a stain on American history.

I think we have no idea how bad his reign of error will be.

Nope, sorry, but I think you've got Monica's dressed confused with the orange patriot.

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 11:11 AM
Star Member workinclasszero (15,557 posts)
10. We will be in a major recession accompanied by a huge inflation spike

by this time next year I bet.

Oh and a hot war with Iran that may be fought with nuclear weapons as well.

Enjoy your god emperor 'Merca

What would you like to bet? 

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 11:17 AM
Moostache (3,053 posts)
12. I pray that you are wrong...

but my mind fears that you are more right than any of us should be comfortable with...*******, I have to leave DU for a while....I love the people here, but I am working myself into a frothing lather and it is not healthy.

No, go on!!  Go on!! 

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 12:16 PM
Star Member Botany (42,055 posts)
18. You forgot the market will crash too

But hey @ "they" stopped that b***h Hillary.

God, I can't sleep watch the news or read a paper. We are in some really deep shit.

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 12:20 PM
Star Member Fast Walker 52 (4,947 posts)
19. yep... I literally had a nightmare last night of US cities blowing up

LITERALLY?  Like, you LITERALLY had a dream like that?  Legs!

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 12:40 PM
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24. No news is ....good news?

I also find I cant watch news or read about his latest doings. I have friends and family that have stated the same thing. I don't plan to watch the innnnnnnnn--ugg coronation. The site and sound of him makes me sick. Is this con-flu going to last 4 years?

Possibly 8.  Brace yourselves, primitives.

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 12:56 PM
Star Member flamingdem (33,955 posts)
30. Arrg - you're right

It will be a funeral .. I can't take this. My plan is to escape into a fantasy world for most of the day and avoid nonstop negative news. Question is whether it will ever be safe to come out.

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 01:00 PM
Star Member LenaBaby61 (1,165 posts)
33. Won't be watching ...

Cheeto Benito, nor his hussy of a wife. BOTH racist birthers.

All hail emporer cheeto! 

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 01:21 PM
Star Member LongTomH (7,135 posts)
36. Along with the protests, there should be a nationwide general strike!

Call in sick that day, whatever you need to do. We need to have an effect on the economy before anyone notices.

You'd have to have a job to call in sick to, for starters, which excludes the majority of the DUmp.  So for most of them it's gonna be 'Not one damn sick day!"
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2016, 01:26:04 PM »
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2. I'm wearing black that day. nt

Ilsa, dressed in black?




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Star Member flamingdem (33,955 posts)
30. Arrg - you're right

It will be a funeral .. I can't take this. My plan is to escape into a fantasy world for most of the day and avoid nonstop negative news. Question is whether it will ever be safe to come out.

So, pretty much like any other day.
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2016, 04:35:39 PM »
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TheMastersNemesis (6,164 posts)

Inauguration Will Be Like A God Damned Funeral For The USA

My dread grows as we head toward inauguration. I will have to find a way to ignore ALL of it. I will be sad and angry as helll. I just want to strangle Trump voters for giving this lunatic to the country. Sorry but I will hate and ill treat Trump voters forever.

Anytime you feel froggy just leap hop!!!  So hop to it bobby bad ass.  It is a given you can't kick someone's ass because ... well because you only got one foot... so I guess you are going to strangle us now?   :lmao: 

No loser you will do what your kind always does. You will get on DU and vent your one footed impotent rage on a website that people laugh at.

I and others here will watch, point and laugh at you.  I might even nominate you for the DOTY award. You should get special consideration for it because after all you are missing two body parts.

A foot and a brain.



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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2016, 04:38:40 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on November 25, 2016, 04:35:39 PM
Anytime you feel froggy just leap hop!!!  So hop to it bobby bad ass.  It is a given you can't kick someone's ass because ... well because you only got one foot... so I guess you are going to strangle us now?   :lmao: 

No loser you will do what your kind always does. You will get on DU and vent your one footed impotent rage on a website that people laugh at.

I and others here will watch, point and laugh at you.  I might even nominate you for the DOTY award. You should get special consideration for it because after all you are missing two body parts.

A foot and a brain.

Bob doesn't have any kids, so we also know he suffers from impotent rage. 
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2016, 04:41:31 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on November 25, 2016, 04:35:39 PM
Anytime you feel froggy just leap hop!!!  So hop to it bobby bad ass.  It is a given you can't kick someone's ass because ... well because you only got one foot... so I guess you are going to strangle us now?   :lmao: 

No loser you will do what your kind always does. You will get on DU and vent your one footed impotent rage on a website that people laugh at.

I and others here will watch, point and laugh at you.  I might even nominate you for the DOTY award. You should get special consideration for it because after all you are missing two body parts.

A foot and a brain.

Point of order. One must have a brain before they can miss it. He had a foot, now he doesn't, so he can miss that.
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Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams

Many people do not see evil until the gas is flowing into the chamber. That is why they get on the trains in the first place.

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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2016, 04:43:48 PM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on November 25, 2016, 04:41:31 PM
Point of order. One must have a brain before they can miss it. He had a foot, now he doesn't, so he can miss that.

Up twinkles
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2016, 05:21:32 PM »
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Quote from: BattleHymn on November 25, 2016, 04:38:40 PM
Bob doesn't have any kids, so we also know he suffers from impotent rage.

On the other hand he can sit down and shake his stump at us.   :tongue:

Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on November 25, 2016, 04:41:31 PM
Point of order. One must have a brain before they can miss it. He had a foot, now he doesn't, so he can miss that.

You do have a point and a damned good one at that!  H5!

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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2016, 05:25:42 PM »
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19. yep... I literally had a nightmare last night of US cities blowing up

That is quite odd, my nightmares are generally figurative...
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2016, 05:28:00 PM »
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Star Member LongTomH (7,135 posts)
36. Along with the protests, there should be a nationwide general strike!

Call in sick that day, whatever you need to do. We need to have an effect on the economy before anyone notices.

It would be helpful to us if you all called in and skipped out on your SSI payment for that day.
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2016, 05:31:22 PM »
Quote from: FunkyZero on November 25, 2016, 05:25:42 PM
That is quite odd, my nightmares are generally figurative...

Forget it, he's rolling.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI[/youtube]

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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2016, 06:21:45 PM »
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I vow never to use the words 'President' and 'Trump' in the same sentence.
That'll teach us. But we conservatives can take solace that you won't be able to say "President" and "Hillary" in the same sentence either.
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« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2016, 06:33:41 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 25, 2016, 06:21:45 PM
That'll teach us. But we conservatives can take solace that you won't be able to say "President" and "Hillary" in the same sentence either.

H5 earned and delivered.
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Liberals disgust me. (Now I don't have to remember to put it on each post).

Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams

Many people do not see evil until the gas is flowing into the chamber. That is why they get on the trains in the first place.

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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2016, 07:08:14 PM »
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strangle Trump voters.....
Bob,

I would be happy to give you precise directions to my place of residence.  Leave a message for me here and I will get those directions to you. 

I can't guarantee handicap access, but I'll see what I can do.  In the interest of fair play, I will cover your deductible for the Emergency Room and half of your gas for the trip down here to Southern Illinois.  Oh, don't worry.... Illinois is a blue state. 

Heh ....... sorta...  :wink:

Looking forward to our encounter!
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2016, 07:14:14 PM »
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4. I've been wearing dark funereal colors since the election

I just don't feel like pulling out any bright colors at all.

Oh, well... that just seals it.  Impeach NOW1!!!111!!!eLebInTy!!111
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Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2016, 07:16:10 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2016, 07:19:07 PM »
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33. Won't be watching ...

Cheeto Benito, nor his hussy of a wife.

....who would make those left-over, Wookie shower curtains look pretty smokin'.
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Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2016, 07:55:58 PM »
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33. Won't be watching ...

Cheeto Benito, nor his hussy of a wife. BOTH racist birthers.

Did the KLAMS give approval for that language?

 :lmao:




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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2016, 08:04:26 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on November 25, 2016, 04:35:39 PM
Anytime you feel froggy just leap hop!!!  So hop to it bobby bad ass.  It is a given you can't kick someone's ass because ... well because you only got one foot... so I guess you are going to strangle us now?   :lmao: 

No loser you will do what your kind always does. You will get on DU and vent your one footed impotent rage on a website that people laugh at.

I and others here will watch, point and laugh at you.  I might even nominate you for the DOTY award. You should get special consideration for it because after all you are missing two body parts.

A foot and a brain.

In addition to his almost certain DOTY, Ol' Bob may also get the part of the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz II, in which the Wicked Witch of the Northeast runs for President.
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2016, 08:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on November 25, 2016, 08:04:26 PM
In addition to his almost certain DOTY, Ol' Bob may also get the part of the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz II, in which the Wicked Witch of the Northeast runs for President.

I think the only thing that might hobble him now is if nads showed back up.
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2016, 09:03:39 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on November 25, 2016, 08:04:26 PM
In addition to his almost certain DOTY, Ol' Bob may also get the part of the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz II, in which the Wicked Witch of the Northeast runs for President.

Are you suggesting TMN's a Shoe-In? :rimshot:
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2016, 09:28:08 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on November 25, 2016, 09:03:39 PM
Are you suggesting TMN's a Shoe-In? :rimshot:

Are you trying to say the election is rigged?
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2016, 09:47:59 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on November 25, 2016, 09:03:39 PM
Are you suggesting TMN's a Shoe-In? :rimshot:

O.  M.  G.  I see what you did.       :lol:       :lmao:    :rotf:

And,, a big yes.   :cheersmate:   :hi5:
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Re: Hopalong Bob gets closer and closer to stroking out with each passing day...
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2016, 11:22:05 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on November 25, 2016, 09:03:39 PM
Are you suggesting TMN's a Shoe-In? :rimshot:

 :cheersmate:

If not, then he...


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