Bob,
Happy Thanksgiving, you sour old putz. I am going to talk to you man to man- not as equals, mind you, because you are about a foot short in that regard (and I don't mean your amputated extremity), but "man to man" nonetheless.
I hope Clara can enjoy Thanksgiving, even if you don't. Too bad your fellow Jefferson County Democrats, and the good men and women at the American Legion are sick of your shit- guess how I know that, Bob- and wouldn't invite you to ruin their holiday.
Do you know why neither your neighbors, nor your fellow Democrats, nor fellow veterans at the VFW, nor anyone from a local church, will invite you to join them for holidays? It's not because they are "goppers" or anything stupid like that. It's because you are a supremely disagreeable human being, and they know it. You inspire people to not care if you live or die, which is a rare, but execrable, talent.
Enjoy the bitter harvest you have sown, Bob. You earned it.
Happy Thanksgiving, from a joyful Warrior for Liberty.