I always thought it was "give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will stay drunk on the boat all day."
That certainly applies to the worthless freeloading bum wily primitive, who's building this boat with hopes of sailing it around the world, avoiding all those child-support payments.
Or at least that was his hope, until he found out for some reason he wouldn't be forwarded the welfare checks; I have no idea why, but apparently he has to be where he's at, to get them. There's something peculiar to his case, but I don't remember the specifics, that makes it this way.
So right now the worthless freeloading bum wily primitive is sitting in his great big boat in the middle of the mountains and forests of Tennessee, far from any ocean.