Tubby Tobin spins a yarn that goes absolutely nowhere

[BattleHymn]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018905828

Tubby Tobin inadvertently channels Mark Twain and "Grandfather's Old Ram" by also telling a story that goes absolutely nowhere:

Mon Nov 21, 2016, 06:16 AM
Star Member Tobin S. (9,165 posts)

Potential bad scene at the Micky D's this morning.

I work nights and I rolled into Micky D's to grab something after work at about 5:30 this morning. I had to use the bathroom so I went inside. I came out of the bathroom and saw three young guys at the counter. Two of them looked like they were okay, but the third looked like he was ****ed up out of his gourd. I mean this guy was unconscious on his feet. He had a bunch of scary looking facial tattoos as well. The scene just looked like it was going to be bad news.

I stood behind these guys while Mr. Scary was trying to order. The manager at the counter seemed pissed off and frightened at the same time. She was trying to work with the guy, but he was really messed up.

I decided to leave and go to the grocery store for some cereal instead. I didn't want to get caught up in whatever might happen at the fast food joint. As I was shopping for the cereal, it occurred to me that, minus the facial tattoos, I'd been in that guy's shoes before...on several occasions. I was young and stupid and it got me into some serious trouble a couple of times.

I hope those guys made it home okay.

ZERO replies. 

I think I know what really happened here, though.  That poor tattooed bastard was just showing up for his shift, and was on bathroom cleanup detail, and caught sight of Tobin leaving the bathroom 20 pounds lighter.

[I_B_Perky]

Mon Nov 21, 2016, 06:16 AM
Star Member Tobin S. (9,165 posts)

Potential bad scene at the Micky D's this morning.

I work nights and I rolled into Micky D's to grab something after work at about 5:30 this morning. I had to use the bathroom so I went inside. I came out of the bathroom and saw three young guys at the counter. Two of them looked like they were okay, but the third looked like he was ****ed up out of his gourd. I mean this guy was unconscious on his feet. He had a bunch of scary looking facial tattoos as well. The scene just looked like it was going to be bad news.

I stood behind these guys while Mr. Scary was trying to order. The manager at the counter seemed pissed off and frightened at the same time. She was trying to work with the guy, but he was really messed up.

I decided to leave and go to the grocery store for some cereal instead. I didn't want to get caught up in whatever might happen at the fast food joint. As I was shopping for the cereal, it occurred to me that, minus the facial tattoos, I'd been in that guy's shoes before...on several occasions. I was young and stupid and it got me into some serious trouble a couple of times.

So Tubbs got a rap sheet, eh?  Wonder what he did.  Farted in a theater and killed a bunch of people? Got the munchies and wiped out a Golden Corral? 

Come on Tubbs!!! Tell us what you did. Inquiring Cavers want to know.

[hippocritical]

Did you edit out part of his post or something? There has to be more to the story than letting us know he saw a drunk/stoned person with tattoos and they were buying a burger.

[franksolich]

So Tubbs got a rap sheet, eh?  Wonder what he did.  Farted in a theater and killed a bunch of people? Got the munchies and wiped out a Golden Corral? 

Come on Tubbs!!! Tell us what you did. Inquiring Cavers want to know.

He does in fact have a rap sheet, from Georgia.

[Nobody Expects]

Did you edit out part of his post or something? There has to be more to the story than letting us know he saw a drunk/stoned person with tattoos and they were buying a burger.

 Nope, that's the complete post. Typical DUmmie typing just to see his random words on the interwebs...