how about trying to meet us half way
Well, DUmbass, because that would mean giving in to half of your lunatic fantasies.
But I'll tell you what, I'll give you a couple just to make you feel better.
1) I'll give up my hopes and dreams of an all white, Christian, straight male America. I mean, I REALLY did want to drag gays from my truck bumper and beat my wife when the gravy is too salty, but I'm willing to let that stuff go... just for you.
2) Na, I changed my mind and decided you only get one.
Now go fall off a cliff or something, would ya?