I like this one:
California Lt. Gov.: Even if Trump wins, 'beginning of the end' for GOP
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/gavin-newsom-trump-california-226360

We control, .... what?
Major Nuisance (of SF), now Lt. Guber Nonsense, is hoping to become Guber Nonsense in 2018. So he has to fire up the nuttiest Ds in the country (at least arguably so) to get the nomination.
CA Rs are pathetic. Either they run a
Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oderate who sucks up $$ but otherwise hardly campaigns, or the voters go for a good conservative, and the
Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oderates take their $$ and go home.