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For the DUmmies
« on: November 13, 2016, 02:23:55 PM »
Oh how I feel for you. Your entire fantasy world is collapsing around you. Your candidate found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. At the same time your only real safe-haven (DU) was taken away. Now you're stuck roaming around in the wilds of sanity which is a dangerous place to be for lunatics.

In consideration of your tribulations I want to announce that in 24 business hours I'm going to extend my fictional spirit-guiding to a full seven days per week. Except on Fitzmas of course. Until then the emperor encourages you to continue embracing the dark side of the force.
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2016, 02:43:58 PM »
Flippy, I would suggest that any DUmmies reading this get as many hydrocodone or oxycodone pills as they can, a liter or so of vodka, and take the pills while washing them down with the vodka.  Curl up into a fetal position as you slowly lose consciousness . . . :whistling:
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2016, 02:56:09 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on November 13, 2016, 02:23:55 PM
Oh how I feel for you. Your entire fantasy world is collapsing around you. Your candidate found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. At the same time your only real safe-haven (DU) was taken away. Now you're stuck roaming around in the wilds of sanity which is a dangerous place to be for lunatics.

Hang in there just a little longer, primitives.  There is a ray of hope on the horizon:
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2016, 02:57:10 PM »
Flippy is very correct when he says the Liberal fantasy world is collapsing.
Obama was too high and mighty to work with a GOP congress. So he ruled by executive order and regulations.

and low and behold all that will fade away. Trump will negate ALL the executive orders and replace every head of every agency who will reverse all the asinine regulations. (Trump will eviscerate the EPA for example)

In 100 days the entire Obama legacy will be gone.
Gun control regs: gone
anti-coal regs: gone
EPA acts against private property: Gone
EPA declarations naming puddles as navigatable waters: Gone.
IRS abuses: Gone (and likely prosecuted)
Transvestite access to school restrooms: Gone
EVERYTHING liberals built upon in the last eight years: Gone

Had Obama worked with congress to make laws, it would be much more difficult to remove them.

so what did we learn today kids?
If you live by executive order, you will die by executive order. Edicts are for kings, not democracies, silly rabbit.
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2016, 03:06:59 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 13, 2016, 02:57:10 PM
Flippy is very correct when he says the Liberal fantasy world is collapsing.
Obama was too high and mighty to work with a GOP congress. So he ruled by executive order and regulations.

and low and behold all that will fade away. Trump will negate ALL the executive orders and replace every head of every agency who will reverse all the asinine regulations. (Trump will eviscerate the EPA for example)

In 100 days the entire Obama legacy will be gone.
Gun control regs: gone
anti-coal regs: gone
EPA acts against private property: Gone
EPA declarations naming puddles as navigatable waters: Gone.
IRS abuses: Gone (and likely prosecuted)
Transvestite access to school restrooms: Gone
EVERYTHING liberals built upon in the last eight years: Gone

Had Obama worked with congress to make laws, it would be much more difficult to remove them.

so what did we learn today kids?
If you live by executive order, you will die by executive order. Edicts are for kings, not democracies, silly rabbit.

And Trump will be able to do it all with their savior's unintended blessings because it was the unicorn rancher himself who said that elections have consequences.
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2016, 03:46:20 PM »
And DUmmies, in spite of all your stupid protests and mental health issues, We are going to make America Great..... Again!
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2016, 03:54:42 PM »
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2016, 05:34:35 PM »
DUmmies, I'm going to compare the election of November 8th, 2016, to another event that transpired when the USA was a bit 'down.'  That date was February 22nd, 1980.  The event took place in a small village in the Adirondacks known as Lake Placid.  That evening, twenty college kids beat the greatest hockey machine of the time, and maybe of all time.  The Soviets were easily the best hockey team in the Olympic tournament--at the beginning of the Games, at least.  That night, a kid who had been told that he would be cut from the team, only a few weeks previously, if he didn't play better, scored what has been referred to ever since as "The Golden Goal."  (Even after beating the Soviets, Team USA wasn't assured of winning any medal, as they still had to beat Finland on Sunday morning.  They sealed that win with a shorthanded goal with less than four minutes in the game, and very nearly got an additional goal with one minute left.)  No one in the mainstream media gave Donald Trump any chance of winning the election.  Yet, he did.

Yeah, I know that there was a 'change' election later that year.  The Olympic gold medal in ice hockey just started the progression.  President-elect Trump's election started this comeback.
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2016, 08:56:55 PM »
My Schadenfreude Boner can still cut glass 5 days later!
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2016, 09:21:33 PM »
I beginning to think that I will have to have this smile on my face surgically removed. It refuses to go away.
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2016, 10:04:36 PM »
Let's see. The sky is blue and the grass is green. DUmmies are still DUmmies.
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2016, 10:28:10 PM »
Quote from: jukin on November 13, 2016, 08:56:55 PM
My Schadenfreude Boner can still cut glass 5 days later!
LMAO!!!
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2016, 10:23:02 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 13, 2016, 02:57:10 PM
Flippy is very correct when he says the Liberal fantasy world is collapsing.
Obama was too high and mighty to work with a GOP congress. So he ruled by executive order and regulations.

and low and behold all that will fade away. Trump will negate ALL the executive orders and replace every head of every agency who will reverse all the asinine regulations. (Trump will eviscerate the EPA for example)

In 100 days the entire Obama legacy will be gone.
Gun control regs: gone
anti-coal regs: gone
EPA acts against private property: Gone
EPA declarations naming puddles as navigatable waters: Gone.
IRS abuses: Gone (and likely prosecuted)
Transvestite access to school restrooms: Gone
EVERYTHING liberals built upon in the last eight years: Gone

Had Obama worked with congress to make laws, it would be much more difficult to remove them.

so what did we learn today kids?
If you live by executive order, you will die by executive order. Edicts are for kings, not democracies, silly rabbit.
Eloquently put.
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2016, 12:16:16 PM »
BSS, IIRC, that was a turning point in the American psyche, too. 

A factoid for the DUmmies:  Heard on the radio.  How many states have a D governor plus a D legislature? 

Five.  How many on the reverse for R's?  25.  Reported at dailykos as well.

Something else that fell through the cracks:  Vermont elected an R governor.  Wow.  Phil Scott.   

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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2016, 12:36:29 PM »
http://krocam.com/twin-cities-woman-blames-trump-for-dui-wreck/

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MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — A Minnesota motorist had a novel excuse for her drunken driving arrest: She blamed Donald Trump.

Police in the Minneapolis suburb of Lino Lakes said the 33-year-old woman rammed into two vehicles stopped at a traffic light Wednesday afternoon.

The Star Tribune reported that the woman told officers she was upset over the election and they should let her go home. Police Capt. Wayne Wegener said the woman was referencing Trump’s victory the night before.

Her blood alcohol measured 0.33 percent a few hours after the crash, well over Minnesota’s legal driving limit of 0.08. The drivers in the other vehicles weren’t hurt.


Read More: Twin Cities Woman Blames Trump for DUI Wreck | http://krocam.com/twin-cities-woman-blames-trump-for-dui-wreck/?trackback=tsmclip

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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2016, 12:38:02 PM »
Quote from: Karin on November 15, 2016, 12:16:16 PM
BSS, IIRC, that was a turning point in the American psyche, too. 

A factoid for the DUmmies:  Heard on the radio.  How many states have a D governor plus a D legislature? 

Five.  How many on the reverse for R's?  25.  Reported at dailykos as well.

Something else that fell through the cracks:  Vermont elected an R governor.  Wow.  Phil Scott.

It is actually better than that...

- How many state houses are controlled by republicans?
   33

- How many states must ratify constitutional amendments?
   34

There is a message here and it is not good for democrats
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2016, 01:03:23 PM »
Quote from: FaC on November 15, 2016, 12:38:02 PM
It is actually better than that...

- How many state houses are controlled by republicans?
   33

- How many states must ratify constitutional amendments?
   34

There is a message here and it is not good for democrats

freaky!  :lmao:

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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2016, 02:17:45 PM »
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Her blood alcohol measured 0.33 percent a few hours after the crash, well over Minnesota’s legal driving limit of 0.08.

I'm no expert, but I suspect one has to be a heavy drinker for a long time to build up the kind of alcohol tolerance to remain conscious with a BAC THAT high! I'd bet she has a DUI and Drunk-and-Disorderly rap-sheet of significant length.
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Re: For the DUmmies
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2016, 02:21:46 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on November 15, 2016, 02:17:45 PM
I'm no expert, but I suspect one has to be a heavy drinker for a long time to build up the kind of alcohol tolerance to remain conscious with a BAC THAT high! I'd bet she has a DUI and Drunk-and-Disorderly rap-sheet of significant length.

As a Law Enforcement Officer I can honestly say That Is A Shitload of Drunk.

Heightened penalties for being over .150%. In fact, most jails won't accept a person over .200% BAC because of the danger to the prisoner's health. We have to take them to the ER and  detox them until they are below that.
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