one of Manny's primitives inks letter to Skins

[franksolich]

http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/dear-mr-skinner/

Oh my.

It's not exactly a letter of sympathy due to what happened to his real-estate, as I'd thought it would be.

DancingBear    (28 posts)    November 9, 2016 at 4:38 pm
 
Dear Mr Skinner

David Skinner
c/o Democratic Underground

Dear Mr. Skinner,

It has come to our attention that you were one of a group of several hopelessly delusional individuals who were responsible for the considerable damage done to the United States on November 8 of this year. While all the details have yet to be completely finalized we have been able to put together a pretty complete picture of the events, and can construct an accurate portrayal of what actually happened over the course of several months. The following is a synopsis of these events:

In the early part of the year there was considerable buzz about a certain individual  – last name of Sanders. This individual, while professing loyalty to the group that you surround yourself with, decided he should make a concerted effort (in good faith, mind you) to show how certain shortcomings within said group could adversely affect them.  Not surprisingly, this “reveal” was a concern(s) shared by hundreds of thousands of others. It created quite the political buzz, and when no one within your circle seemed to be able to adequately address them it was up to Mr. Sanders to try and do it on his own.

It seemed to most of us that this would be of benefit to all, but you seemed to think otherwise. Taking a political ax to Mr. Sanders (with a cadre of cohorts that were, quite frankly, not fit to shine his shoes) you proceeded to brand him (chose 4 of the following) kooky, naïve, hopelessly idealistic and detrimental to the Third Way. Despite these accolades – and a media blackout that would make Tiananmen Square look like Sesame Street – Mr. Sanders continued to preach a message that was resonating throughout the country. His visibility climbed, his message began to solidly grab hold, and suddenly it looked as if something may be happening here.

About this time, however, you and yours decided that this was not meant to be. It seems as if you and yours had decided that a woman named Hillary Clinton – a person so devoid of integrity and so hopelessly compromised by the bastards that got us into this mess – would be the one to try her luck with presidential ring toss.  A bit of primitive [franksolich: sic] investigating turned up the fact that you, too, had the integrity of a bundle of shit left on the doorstep overnight, so this was not unexpected. What was somewhat unexpected, however, was the means you and yours would go to in order to ensure that one of the worst candidates for president ever foisted on the American people was gonna lead to the parade.

Led by the despicable Debbie Wasserman Schultz (or as you call her  – “my good friend”) your so-called compatriots on the left were subjected to every type of dirty trick you all could come up with. I am sure you remember these types of tricks – they are what you usually throw against the wall against your “opponents” when nothing else works. Debates? We don’t need no stinkin’ debates. Wait – our message is not working? More debates please! Say, would you like to be a super-delegate? All you have to do is promise to vote for our gal regardless of what the mood of the electorate is – and you have to promise to do it BEFORE any votes are counted! What’s this you say about a platform committee? Well, since I am the DNC chair – and best buds with Hill – I’ll just make those decisions, thank you – for the good of the party, of course.

(Mr. Skinner, are you sad that you did not get to be a super-delegate? I would not worry – based upon you willingness to **** a donkey if that’s what it takes I am sure your time is coming.)

Over time you and yours were successfully able to marginalize Mr. Sanders and clear the path for the anointed one. Not surprisingly, those with whom you disagreed with were summarily branded as traitors and shown the door. Once this was done, the circle jerk was ready to sit with its hands over its ears and its collective head up its ass – otherwise known as the Hillary Crouch. Once in position, you were able to take to task those who refused to get anywhere near such a totally corrupt cretin as Hillary Clinton. They were racist, they were stupid, they were voting against their best interests, they were low I.Q. voters, they were working to destroy life as we know it. I believe in the crowd you run with this is known as “tolerance.”

After doing everything possible to ensure that your make believe difference party had nominated the worst candidate possible, you then proceeded to showcase her in a brilliant campaign strategy entitled “I may suck, but he sucks worse.” Brilliant! How could that not work? Well, considering the options it was probably all you could do. I mean, playing to her strengths – lying, cheating, corruption, undeserved sense of entitlement, bought and paid for by Wall Street, personality of a dead bird, day of the dead laugh – yeah, that wouldn’t really work…

Of course, come Election Day you proceeded to break everything. Gee, what a surprise. I am sure your esteemed core of sycophants will rationalize it away as the dumbing down of America, but let’s be honest here. As dumb as many of the denizens of this country are – and we have no shortage of them – even they are too smart for the line of bullshit you rolled out. You put before us everything that this country has been spoon fed for the last 30 years and expected us to marvel at the new and improved taste. Well, guess what. Shit on a rose is still shit, and you weren’t even smart enough to bring the roses.

Based upon the aforementioned chronology of events, it seems as if you owe America more than you can ever repay. And no, an insipid thought or two from the insufferable Nance Greggs will not suffice. You have tried to kill us off, but we are a resilient bunch. We’ll be back, but hopelessly you won’t. We have no need anymore for the sanctimonious garbage you peddle. We can only hope you and the disgusting Third Way crowd dies a painful political death and never darkens our doors again. The damage you have caused will take decades to overcome.

**** you and the pants-suited horse you rode in on.

[Mr Mannn]

The damage you have caused will take decades to overcome.

That's the hope I have. Thank you.

[CollectivismMustDie]

       






CMD

[fatboy]

FACT: DUmmies lie, all the time.  It would not surprise me to find that DUmmyland was never hacked by anyone on the outside, just a convenient way to shut down a theme park that no longer has a use.

[franksolich]

FACT: DUmmies lie, all the time.  It would not surprise me to find that DUmmyland was never hacked by anyone on the outside, just a convenient way to shut down a theme park that no longer has a use.

You might, or might not, be right hee.

It's entirely possible the deed was done by someone on that side, and if so, my guess is it would be Skippy, the banned NYC_SKP primitive, who had a grudge against Skins, and who's the only primitive with the brains to carry off the feat.

It's equally possible it was done by Skins himself, as a convenient way to get rid of real-estate that looked as if it wasn't going to have any value after the election, Messalina Agrippina not getting elected president. 

And it's an old Democrat, liberal, and primitive trick, to set things up so they look like the victim when in fact they're the perpetrator.

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It wouldn't have been any supporter of President-Elect Trump, as one doesn't mess with something that works.  And Skins's island was working well, making the opposition look bad and - or stupid all by itself, with no help from anybody else.

When one's enemy's shooting himself in the mouth or the foot or the balls, my God, don't interfere.  Leave him alone.

It wouldn't have been anybody specifically from the DUmpter, because we don't swing that way.  We're positive, constructive people, not negative, destructive people.  We don't tear things down; we build things (reminder: the big guy's campaign web-site).  We're not nihilists; it goes against our grain.

[Carl]

Readers Digest version..."We wuz robbed and cheated "

Welcome to the world of leftist rule.

[Gina]

had the integrity of a bundle of shit left on the doorstep overnight

 

[USA4ME]

Of course the berniebots are mad. No matter, the bern wouldn't have fared any better, despite their insistence otherwise.

And the dancing bear primitive/jackal overstates his influence. The bern-outs might have been the majority of primitives, but they are not the majority of democrats. If so, the number of Jill Stein votes in protest would have put her easily over the 5% mark nation wide. She cracked 1%. There's not enough bern-outs willing to abandon the democrat party to make the leadership sit up and notice.

No, the corporate third-way dems, as they are referred, (barely) won the popular vote, which is enough to make them believe they have momentum to keep going with a less controversial, more energetic candidate next time. And they will try; you bern-out types won't make a dent into turning the party your desired direction.

So you bern-outs need to decide; either vote corporate dem, vote green party, or go form your own. But you better hop to it if you're leaving the nest, because 2 and 4 years will be here before you know it.

.

[SVPete]

Readers Digest version..."We wuz robbed and cheated "

Welcome to the world of leftist rule.

Good Lord, that word salad was verbose! Makes me look laconic! And it was so sophomoric that describing it as such is an insult to high school sophomores! I could barely wade through 2 or 3 paragraphs.

Fixed a typo.

[DUmpDiver]

The underlying premise of that screed, that DU has ANY impact on US politics, is fatally flawed.

[FunkyZero]

I'm not sure yet, but I don't think DB likes skin all that much