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Offline thundley4

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Hostages
« on: August 05, 2008, 08:50:05 AM »
There was a long line of very slow traffic, so I pulled over to get some gas and I noticed a fellow running from car to car, he made his way over to me and said;

"Have you heard the news about terrorists taking Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, Barack Hussein Obama, Ted Kennedy, Murtha and some others hostage, they are demanding millions of dollars ransom or they will pour gas on them and light it!?"  "I'm taking donations from everyone I can."

I said; "This is the first I heard of it, what is the average donation folks are giving?"

He said: " A gallon."


I'd chip in a couple.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Hostages
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2008, 08:54:43 AM »
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Re: Hostages
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2008, 11:06:28 PM »
I see that fat boy Teddy got mentioned twice...And very appropriately so I might add.  :lmao:
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Re: Hostages
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 10:47:51 AM »
Quote from: DarkHalo on August 05, 2008, 11:06:28 PM
I see that fat boy Teddy got mentioned twice...And very appropriately so I might add.  :lmao:

He was taking up two seats.  The terrorists had to charge double for 'im.
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